I'm not sure what is more troubling...
that...
1) I WATCHED 'Dancing with the Stars'. (with me man).
2) I watched the ENTIRE 2 hours! (with me man).
or
3) I have a thing for Joey Fatone. (so does me man).
Doesn't really matter, cause as long as he's on the show I'm gonna watch! (with me man). Stereotypes be damned!
I am just glad Heather's leg never fell off ..brings whole new meaning to the saying .." go break a leg " .
ReplyDeleteI think THE moment of the night for us was just HOW INCREDIBLY HORRIBLE Billy Ray Cirus was. I mean OH MY GOD! What the hell was that?!
ReplyDeleteAs bad as his dancing was, I was dismayed to find out that SHE was the only one sporting a wig!
Hey! Billy Ray... It's called conditioner!
...and to make matters worse he plugged his very bad new single about the MULLET ! What an achy breaky moment .
ReplyDeleteBut we need to consider the breakdown of the voters:
ReplyDelete-Billy Ray will get the South...
-Heather will get the sympathy vote (the same people that get sucked in week after week to Extreme Make-Over Home Edition)...
- Clyde will get the votes of all the depressed sport-fanatic hetro-men that are forced to watch with their wives...
- Shandi will get the Barbi-girl vote...
- Joey and Ian and Apolo are gonna suck up all the gay votes...
You know, I like Joey -
ReplyDeleteBut Justin was my fave....