Sunday, August 31, 2008

Lobster-a-Day 10

*Ring Ring* Montréal is calling. Time to head back to reality...

But just before that, lets really jump off the deep end, far far FAR away from Reality...

... From Wikipedia...

"Lobster Telephone" (also known as Aphrodisiac Telephone) is a surrealist object, created by Salvador Dalí in 1936 with surrealist artist and patron Edward James. Dalí wrote of lobsters and telephones in his book The Secret Life, demanding to know why, when he asked for a grilled lobster in a restaurant, he was never presented with a telephone.

The piece is a bizarre composite of an ordinary working telephone and a lobster (made of plaster). It is approximately 15 × 30 × 17 cm (6 × 12 × 6.6 inches) in size.

Dalí created this object with the specific intention of aligning the lobster's genitalia with the end of the phone into which one would speak, thus aligning the speaker's mouth with the lobster's genitalia.

Four copies of the full color object were made. One now appears at the Dalí Universe in London; the second can be found at the Museum of Telecommunication in Frankfurt; the third belongs to the Edward James Foundation; and the fourth is at the National Gallery of Australia.

There were also six all-white versions which were produced, one of which is on display at the Minneapolis Institute of Arts and one at the Salvador Dalí Museum in St. Petersburg, Florida.



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Somebody was smoking some seriously kickin' ganga that day...

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Lobster-a-Day 09

A common diner meal in the Maritimes is a Lobster Roll and some fries...

THIS is NOT a LOBSTER ROLL, it's a McImposter. The lowly McLobster.



Dont get me wrong I heart the McDo, but you just cannot accept THAT as a Lobster Roll...

THIS is the REAL thing...



If it ain't over-flowing with big chunks of Lobster meat... then send it back!

Friday, August 29, 2008

day at the beach...

Had a couple hours to kill at the beach today...










Lobster-a-Day 08

The Official Greeter at Halifax International Airport...


Scottie the Nova Scotian Lobster.

(I'd pass on shaking his claw if I were you, he's got a strong grip)

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Lobster-a-Day 07

Live, en direct, from the Lobster Pound...


Lenny the Lobster forgoes the ceremonial last meal before the 'big dip' and in it's stead opts for two glasses of Merlot.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Lobster-a-Day 06

Everybody sing...


"Ice Ice baby..."

Word to your Mother.

Happy Hump Day



...seeing as I'm actually on the Atlantic Coast, this seems a rather appropriate 'hump'

Hope all you nine-to-fivers are having a good week toiling away as we lounge at the beach and eat lobster every day...

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Lobster-a-Day 05

You know what they say...


...More than a handful is a feast!

Monday, August 25, 2008

Yes Virgina, there IS a Potato Museum...

Considering that Agriculture -more specifically POTATOES- are a major industry here on PEI, it's no wonder then, that they have the worlds largest Potato. ...in front of the Prince Edward Island Potato Museum, naturally...


The giant potato is made of fiberglass and stands 14 feet high and is 7 feet in diameter.

As stated on their website... "This is a very popular spot for picture taking." ...well that goes without saying!

Ostensively, this is Mecca to the Irish.

Lobster-a-Day 04

Famous Lobsters

"Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter..."




David Bowie Lobster...



The rare Norwegian Blue...


... beautiful plumage...

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Lobster-a-Day 03

Now this is what you call an obedient Lobster...



Actually holding out the drawn butter for you to dip him into...

*DROOL*

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Lobster-a-Day 02

We're driving trhough New Brunswick on our way to the final destination of Hampton PEI...

This is the World's Largest Lobster...


In Shediac, New Brunswick.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Lobster-a-Day 01

We're currently en route to la Ville de Québec so I thought a Lobster of French origins was in order...



This lovely Homard was one of two on an Urn at La fontaine de Neptune au Versailles...

Misster-Kitty presents....

LOBSTERFEST 2008



To help keep all of you entertained whilst me and the Man and our Friend Philippe (la Reine de Rennes) take a little sojourn to the Atlantic Coast I've set up a Lobster-a-Day posting for your viewing pleasure...

Blog ya later...

PPS...

Look Out Prince Edward Island.


Here comes Kitty!

PS...

Were off to the family's summer beach house on PEI. This will be our view for the next ten days...

... by Day...



...by Night...




Toodles poodles...

later betches...

Kitty is outtie...

...back on Sept 1st.

Can't stop the music Medals

BRONZE:
Rowing: Men's C-1 1000m
Thomas Hill



SILVER:
Taekwondo: Women's Welter (57-67kg)
Karine Sergerie



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I will be away starting this afternoon so won't be able to post* any more Canadian Medalists of which I am CERTAIN there will be more before it's all over... so, let me just say here and now...

WAY TO GO CANADA!
You done good!


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* Technically, YES I won't be able to post while away, but that's not to say there won't be at least ONE new post a day while I'm away... I did my homework so come on back even while I'm away...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

It ain't over yet...

SILVER:
Diving: Women's 10m Platform
Emilie Heymans



GOLD:
Equestrian: Individual Show Jump
Eric Lamaze (& Hickside)

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

worth a 1000 words...


..no more bloggie to read from Maria and Shirley...

Misster-Kitty hopes to see them both around here, and looks forward to the day when they both come back to Blogland.

Kitty is gonna miss yas.

Happy Hump Day

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

G.A.G.

(It's not what you think)

If you want to know what it's all about check out more here:

It Takes a [Gay] Village

Three Babes and a Trojan...

I was gonna clean up all the devil eyes...



...but then I though... nahhhhhhhhhhhh

The Pride that was...

So I'm a couple days late in posting... feel free to spank me...

It was a fantabulous weekend with nothing but sunshine, a rainbow or two and fun!



To see a recap of the past weekend's pride events click here.

2004 vs 2008

Canada's total Medal draw at the 2004 Ahtens Olympics was: 12

BRONZE: 3
SILVER: 6
GOLD: 3

This far Canada's Medal draw at the 2008 Beijing Olympics: 13

BRONZE: 5
SILVER: 6
GOLD: 2

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Our record is 44 at the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, (but then all the communist countries boycotted...):

BRONZE: 16
SILVER: 18
GOLD: 10


The next best results (and on a level playing feild) were 1996's Atlanta Olympics:

BRONZE: 8
SILVER: 11
GOLD: 3

...it ain't over yet!

Awwww yeaaaaaaaaaa

Another day another 4 more medals!
BRONZE:

Athletics: Women's 100-metre hurdles
Priscilla Lopes-Schliep



SILVER:

Triathlon: Men's Individual
Simon Whitfield



Trampoline: Men's Individual
Jason Burnett




Diving: Men's 3 m Springboard
Alexandre Despatie


GO CANADA GO!

Monday, August 18, 2008

For Spaaarta...


In order of appearance:
Trojan O
Corn
Stalker in Blue
N@

once you start...

SILVER:

Trampoline: Women's Individual
Karen Cockburn




Equestrian: Mixed Team
Team Canada
Mac Cone, Ian Millar, Eric Lamaze and Jill Henselwood.



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Keep 'em coming!!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

More More More

...How do you like it? How do you like it?

The seal has been broken, we continue to rake in the medals...

BRONZE:

Rowing: Men's Lightweight Sculls
Iain Brambell / John Beare / Mike Lewis / Liam Parsons



Rowing: Women's Lightweight Double Sculls
Melanie Kok / Tracy Cameron



Swimming: Men's 1500m Free
Ryan Cochrane




GOLD:

Rowing: Men's Eight with Coxswain
Kevin Light / Ben Rutledge / Andrew Byrnes / Jake Wetzel / Malcolm Howard / Dominic Seiterle / Adam Kreek / Kyle Hamilton / Brian Price

(and can I just say... Kyle Hamilton - back row, third from the right, with the goatee - WOOF! )

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GO CANADA!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

OMG! OMG! OMG!

The draught is over!

HAZAA! HAZAA! HAZAA!


BRONZE:
Tonya Verbeek
Women's 55kg Wrestling Freestyle



SILVER:
David Calder & Scott Frandsen
Men's Pair - Without Coxswain* - Rowing



GOLD:
Carol Huynh
Women's 48kg Wrestling Freestyle



GO CANADA!

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*yea, I haven't got a clue what that means either! lol

Friday, August 15, 2008

Happy...

I can remember a time...

...when we used to be embarrassed and disappointed at coming in third place...

God, weren't those the days.


Hang in there Canada... I'm still rooting for ya...

Thursday, August 14, 2008

a FLAGrant mistake

OK, before anyone chews my head off, I absolutely love and am impressed by the little boy, Lin Hao, who was given the honour of walking with the Chinese Flag Bearer (Basketball player, Yao Ming) during the opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Beijing Olympics. The nine year old survived the Earthquake in Sichuan, China and after being rescued from the rubble of the school he attended, he went back in to help rescue two of his classmates. When asked why he did this he replied, "I was the hall monitor, it was my job to look after my classmates."

Yea I know, sweet story, right?

...but, this has been bugging me since we watched the opening games a week ago... (It's taken me this long to find a good picture of both Yao and Lin with the oopsie in question...)


The Opening Ceremonies cost an estimated 37-38 Million $US and yet the best they could give that little kid was an upside down cheap ass dollar-store flag.

Seriously.

That was the BEST they could do?

For the record the flag looks like this:




not this:



Displaying a flag upside down typically represents a signal of distress...

So, was this done intentionally to show the child's distress at the events of the Earthquake? The horrendous Human Rights Abuses of China? China's occupation of Tibet? or, was this simply a big OOPS!

008 - License to KGrill

007 is so last century.

It's all about the 008.
You can call her Child.
Julia Child.


Approach with caution. She will cut you, as soon as feed you...

I swear I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Check this out...

I had a dream...

Last night I had a dream, a very messed up one...

I was at some sort of Charity Event... for what? I don't know...

Emceeing the even was Frank Sinatra

Sitting around the various tables were:

Elton John with Anne Murray sitting together (I can't even begin to imagine the conversation there).

Bill Cosby.

Barbara Eden. (I KNOW!)

Joan Collins.

Craig Ferguson. (yummy)

Butch "Eddie Munster" Patrick.

and Conan O'Brian.

These are the ones I can still remember but I know there were more...

Elton eventually got up on stage and sang Rocketman, but instead of listening to him I listened to Stewie Griffin sing the same song on my iPod.

...what's it all mean you might ask?

Damned if I know!

I have a[nother] Dream...

...that Canada might actually win a couple of these things...



Look, don't get me wrong. I am being VERY supportive to our Olympic Team, but it just seems that, well, if countries like Algeria, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bulgaria, Chinese Taipei, Colombia, Croatia, Egypt, India, Indonesia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Lithuania, Mongolia, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Tajikistan, Thailand, Togo, Uzbekistan and Vietnam can have medals by now, we should too!

I don't even know where half of these countries are?!?!

Team Canada, I'm still rooting for you...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Happy Hump Day Happy Hump Day



Tomorrow starts Pride weekend in Montréal, so this pic just seemed the right...

Happy Hump Day
and
Happy Pride!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

must... stay... awake...

Between 12:00 am and 3:00 am on Wednesday morning, Montréal cutie-pahtootie, the sexy, wet, yummy, hawtie Alexandre Despatie will be competing at the Olympics...

Save us Alexandre, you're our only hope...

Merde, merde, merde!

MUST... STAY... AWAKE...

Friday, August 8, 2008

Say what now?

... this just in from the 'You ain't gonna believe this shit' department...

CLAY AIKEN IS A FATHER...

...somebody somewhere just lost a huge bet...

Ring-a-ling-a-ling










Which Olympic Rings do you prefer?
Me, I kinda like the Donuts...

If there is a god... *UPDATE*

I cannot believe this... Canadian Government Officials actually listening to the people AND doing the right thing... People, you do realize that this is a sign that the End Time is near...

all joking aside, I cannot express my pleasure that this, is actually being addressed by Officials... Tim McLean's family and friends (and Tim himself) have suffered enough, they do not need any yahoos making matters worse.

Extremist church to be blocked at border: report
Updated Thu. Aug. 7 2008 11:47 PM ET

Canadian border guards have been told to bar a fanatic church group that was planning to protest the funeral of a man beheaded on a Greyhound bus, reports say.

NDP MP Pat Martin told the Winnipeg Free Press that Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day sent the alert to border guards Thursday.

The church group, described in a British documentary as "the most hated family in America," told CTV.ca earlier Thursday that it planned to protest at the funeral of 22-year-old Tim Mclean on Saturday.


Martin said his office was flooded with phone calls Thursday with Winnipeg constituents angered by the group's plan.

"These people are almost as crazy as the murderer," he told the newspaper, referring the church's intentions.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Let them eat cake...

So said Marie-Antoinnette.

I say,
Let them read cake...


You have GOT to check out the blog I just stumbled upon...

CAKE WRECKS

If there is a god...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, let him (or her) smite these psychotic lunatics dead, post hast.

You know, I just might have to go there, and take these psychos out myself, instead of letting them interfer with the funeral. And you just know the lame-ass border guards will let these assholes into the country.

...bunch of fucking freaks!

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"Phelps-Roper said members of the Westboro Baptist Church, which numbers about "70 souls," is comprised mainly of a single extended family."

Yea, my guess is one extremely in-bred family... you know when dogs and cats and other domesticated animals are in-bred their brains get smaller and smaller...

Waiting for the Sun


Ok, to give Monther Nature the benifit of the doubt, and hopefully to please the sun-gods... here's a list of songs about the Sun. Fortunatly I thought of MORE songs about the Sun than Rain... although that's likely just wishful thinking at this point...


Waiting for the Sun
-the Doors

The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine No More
-Neil Diamond

Here Comes the Sun
-the Beatles

Walking on Sunshine
-Katrina and the Waves

Warmth of the Sun
-Beach Boys

Don't let the Sun go Down on Me
-Elton John

See the Sun
-Oasis

Sun City
- AUAA (Artists United Against Apartheid)
...ok it's a stretch...

East of the Sun and West of the Moon
-Frank Sinatra

I Don't Care if the Sun Don't Shine
-Mack David

Sun
-Smashing Pumpkins

Island in the Sun
-Harry Belafonte

House of the Rising Sun
-the Animals

Diamond Sun
-Glass Tiger

Come Rain or Shine
-Billy Holiday
(I guess she liked to cover all her bases... so do I)

Sunny
-Boney M

Seasons in the Sun
-Terry Jacks


Shine
-Cyndi Lauper
...yea it's another stretch, but so what? I love the song!

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So what songs did I miss here?

Singing in the Rain



The weather as of late has a lot too be desired... but it got me thinking... there's a lot of songs about rain... no wonder eh?

Singing in the Rain
-Gene Kelly

Blame it on the Rain
-Milli Vanilli

Here comes the Rain Again
- the Eurythmics

Purple Rain
- Prince

Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head
-BJ Thomas

It's Raining Again
-Supertramp

Rain
-Madonna

Red Rain
-Peter Gaberiel

Covered in Rain
-John Mayer

Make it Rain
-KLF

Rain
-Kiss

What have they done to the Rain
- Marianne Faithful

Let it Rain
-Amanda Marshall

Have you Ever Seen the Rain
-CCR

Come Rain or Shine
-Billy Holiday

Smoky Mountain Rain
-Ronnie Milsap

No Rain
-Blind Melon

I made it through the Rain
-Barry Manilow

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...I'm sure I missed some good ones, what songs about rain can you think of?

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Happy Hump Day

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Just do it...

Yea, it's another one of those lists... Here's what you do:
-Copy the list.
-Bold the things you’ve done.
-Add one thing to the bottom of the list.
-Tag some helpless victims. (Or not)
-Lather.
-Rinse.
-Repeat.

Bought everyone in the pub/bar a drink
Climbed a mountain
Held a tarantula
Taken a morning shower with your man
Been in love
Broken someone’s heart
Had your heart broken
Done a striptease
Bungee jumped
Watched a lightning storm at sea
Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
Seen the Northern Lights
Gone to a huge sports game
Grown and eaten your own vegetables
Slept under the stars
Changed a baby’s diaper
Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
Watched a meteor shower
Gotten drunk on champagne
Given money to charity
Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
Had a food fight
Bet on a winning horse
Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
Had a snowball fight
Photocopied your butt or any other intimate body part
Held a lamb
Gone skinny dipping
Taken an ice cold shower
Seen a total eclipse
Ridden a roller coaster

Hit a home run (ok, with the Wii)
Been arrested
Visited all 50 states
Taken care of someone who was drunk
Stolen a street/highway sign
Backpacked in Europe
Taken a road-trip
Taken a midnight walk on the beach
Gone sky diving
Milked a cow
Alphabetized your records

Sung karaoke
Lounged around in bed all day
Gone scuba diving
Danced in the rain
Gone to a drive-in theater

Started a business
Gotten married
Been in a movie
Crashed a party
Gotten divorced
Had sex in an unusual place
Made cookies from scratch
Gotten a tattoo
Been on television
Had sex a public place
Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
Recorded music
Had too much to drink at a party
Bought a house
Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
Been on a cruise ship
Spoken more than one language fluently
Bounced a check
Called or written your Congress person (Member of Parliment, etc)
Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
Sang loudly by yourself in the car

Wrote articles for a large publication
Piloted an airplane
Helped an animal give birth
Been fired or laid off from a job
Won money on a T.V. game show
Broken a bone
Ridden a motorcycle
Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
Ridden a horse
Had major surgery
Had sex on a moving train
Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
Visited all 7 continents
Eaten sushi
Had your picture in the newspaper
Parasailed
Changed your name
Dyed your hair
Been a DJ

Sipped Champagne at the top of the Eiffel Tower


...so there you have it, I've done more than not, but there are some good ones I haven't done... yet.
I won't tag anyone, but leave it up to you if you want to carry on the list.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Oops! She did it again...

Montréal was treated to a surprise performance by non other than Mz Brittney "Train-wreck" Spears...



For more on the spectacle, er, I mean spectacular performance, take a look here...

Friday, August 1, 2008

[Gay] White Rabbits

WHITE RABBITS ! WHITE RABBITS ! WHITE RABBITS !


Seeing as August contains both Divers/Cité and FierteMontréalPride I thought a gay themed White Rabbits was in order...