Boo!
...and Happy New Year!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Kitty's Hallowe'en Spooktacular 2008 - Day Seven
Hocus Pokus - I Put a Spell on You
...and now you're mine!
Happy Hallowe'en
and
Happy New Year!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Kitty's Hallowe'en Spooktacular 2008 - Day Six
Rocky Horror Picture Show - There's a Light
...Over at the Frankenstein Place...
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Trust your Psychic Pal..
... your Misster-Kitty's Psychic Alliance Friends Inc pal that is...
God love ya Cloris, you given us quite a few laughs over the past 60 years, and none more so than the last couple of weeks... but as I said earlier today... it's time the comic relief was relived.
Kitty's Psychic Friends
Hello and thank you for calling Kitty's Psychic Friends.
Today we are going to predict the next three stars voted of Dancing with the Stars.
Tonight, Cloris Leachman will be going home.
Next week, La Lucci will going home.
In two weeks, Maurice Green will be going home.
That is all.
Today we are going to predict the next three stars voted of Dancing with the Stars.
Tonight, Cloris Leachman will be going home.
Next week, La Lucci will going home.
In two weeks, Maurice Green will be going home.
That is all.
Monday, October 27, 2008
What the fuck?!
I think that ANY parent that would allow their eight year old child to handle, let alone shoot an Uzi, with or without 'adult supervision' should be thrown in jail. No questions asked. This to me is irresponsible parenting at the least, endangerment of a minor certainly; pretty much pre-meditated man-slaughter if you ask me!
This is one of the most stupid senseless things I've heard of lately among an ever growing list of inane news reports.
I feel sorry for the little boy, and while I should feel sorry for his parents I am not. That this will have destroyed their lives fails miserably at coming close to the loss of the boy.
This is one of the most stupid senseless things I've heard of lately among an ever growing list of inane news reports.
I feel sorry for the little boy, and while I should feel sorry for his parents I am not. That this will have destroyed their lives fails miserably at coming close to the loss of the boy.
Sweet buggary hell!
Québecers go to the polls again on dec 8th.
Six more weeks of the inane blabbering of politicians...
Someone kill me now!
Kitty's Hallowe'en Spooktacular 2008 - Day Three
Young Frankenstein - Putting on the Ritz
...Five, Six, Seven, Eight...
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Kitty's Hallowe'en Spooktacular 2008 - Day Two
Rocky Horror Picture Show - Dammit, Janet
Oh Brad, I'm Mad
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Kitty's Hallowe'en Spooktacular 2008 - Day One
Welcome to Kitty's Hallowe'en Spooktacular 2008.
A video a day of some fun spooky goodness!
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Little Shop of Horrors - the Dentist Song
A video a day of some fun spooky goodness!
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Little Shop of Horrors - the Dentist Song
It's his professionalism I respect.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Just trying to help...
Seems the Obama and McCain camps are focusing too much attention on just Joe the Plumber...
...and Joe Six-Pack...
...and forgetting too many other Joes.
So in the interest of fair-play, here is a short list of other Famous Joes you should be targeting for your vote:
Joe Cool...
Joe Camel...
Bazooka Joe...
Jo Mamma
Cuppa Joe...
And the lets not forget the "Pink Vote"...
Joe Blow...
...and most important of them all The Notorious J*O*E (Joe*to*Hell) ...
...Did I forget anyone?
Give a Hoot (Don't Piss Off Kitty)
So tonight while waiting for the bus, I was standing behind these two rather hobbit-esque women (with THE worst perms I ever did see - but that's neither hair nor there...)
What was interesting was that they were both digging through and sorting the contents of a single purse. I found this rather odd and so I just had to watch, when all of the sudden Hobbitina #1 takes a piece of paper out of the purse and throws it on the ground, while there was a trash can not 3 feet away to her left.
Instantly I am Pissed.
I bend over, pick up the piece of paper, tap H#1 on the shoulder and say, in my SWEETEST voice, "I believe this is yours. Seems you accidentally drooped it." She looks at me, gives a skanky smile and takes the piece of paper, looks at Hobbitina #2, then back to me and says, "No I didn't assadentally drop it, I threw it away." Then proceeds to throw it back on the ground, turns back to H#2 and laughs.
I bend down, pick it back up and hand it back to her saying, a skotch less sweetly, "Hmmm that's interesting because I was certain it must have accidentally fallen because if you had meant to dispose of it, you'd have used the trash can right beside you."
She takes the paper and throws it on the ground again saying 'I don't see that it concerns you, now piss off!" H#2 giggles nervously now.
Oh no she di'ent!
I picked it back again and said, "We can keep at this all day, but if you don't want to piss ME off more, you'll put the paper in the trash. Because, I'm not about to stop." and passed it back to her.
Hobbitina #2 who seems to be the Mensa member of the two of them, looks at me, then looks at H#1 and says, "Yea, Gina, maybe you should put it in the trash..."
Hobbitina #1 crumples the paper sighs and throws the paper in the trash and says, "Whatever."
I say "No. NOT whatever. God Damn Litter Bug!"
Strangely enough the hobbit girls are silent thereafter and oddly enough elect to wait for another bus.
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I seem to be having a heavy flow week.
What was interesting was that they were both digging through and sorting the contents of a single purse. I found this rather odd and so I just had to watch, when all of the sudden Hobbitina #1 takes a piece of paper out of the purse and throws it on the ground, while there was a trash can not 3 feet away to her left.
Instantly I am Pissed.
I bend over, pick up the piece of paper, tap H#1 on the shoulder and say, in my SWEETEST voice, "I believe this is yours. Seems you accidentally drooped it." She looks at me, gives a skanky smile and takes the piece of paper, looks at Hobbitina #2, then back to me and says, "No I didn't assadentally drop it, I threw it away." Then proceeds to throw it back on the ground, turns back to H#2 and laughs.
I bend down, pick it back up and hand it back to her saying, a skotch less sweetly, "Hmmm that's interesting because I was certain it must have accidentally fallen because if you had meant to dispose of it, you'd have used the trash can right beside you."
She takes the paper and throws it on the ground again saying 'I don't see that it concerns you, now piss off!" H#2 giggles nervously now.
Oh no she di'ent!
I picked it back again and said, "We can keep at this all day, but if you don't want to piss ME off more, you'll put the paper in the trash. Because, I'm not about to stop." and passed it back to her.
Hobbitina #2 who seems to be the Mensa member of the two of them, looks at me, then looks at H#1 and says, "Yea, Gina, maybe you should put it in the trash..."
Hobbitina #1 crumples the paper sighs and throws the paper in the trash and says, "Whatever."
I say "No. NOT whatever. God Damn Litter Bug!"
Strangely enough the hobbit girls are silent thereafter and oddly enough elect to wait for another bus.
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I seem to be having a heavy flow week.
You can't make this stuff up!
...you just can't!
This just in from the "Seriously, get a life" news dept...
Online divorcee kills virtual husband in cyber revenge.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
WANT
... not necessarily Brian Setzer or his Orchestra... but certainly one of the Orchestra's Jackets and Setzer's tails aw well!
NEWS FLASH
This just in from the 'No Shit, Sherlock' news Dept. ...
Eating lots of food fast, makes you fat.
Gee, thanks for that...
Hopefully one day soon scientists can also unravel:
- the correlation between drinking lots of fluids and having to pee
- why eating glass causes internal bleeding
- the answer to: 2 + 2 =
- the Caramilk secret
- why anyone voted for Steven Harper
Eating lots of food fast, makes you fat.
Gee, thanks for that...
Hopefully one day soon scientists can also unravel:
- the correlation between drinking lots of fluids and having to pee
- why eating glass causes internal bleeding
- the answer to: 2 + 2 =
- the Caramilk secret
- why anyone voted for Steven Harper
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
This one's for N@
Some interesting Gay Porn Star Names...
Alec Powers
Andy Dill
Brad Stone
Bret Wolfe
Bruce LaBruce
Butch Taylor
Chris Steele
Chris Stone
Clay Maverick
Dick Masters
Eddie Stone
Hal Rockland
Hank Hightower a.k.a. Hank Tower
Jack Wrangler
Jens Hammer a.k.a. Jens "Turboslut" Hammer,
Johnny Rahm
Rod Majors
Maxx Diesel
Ted Cox
My Porno Name is Dick "Hanger" Fecherholrawski.
Take The Porn Star Name Generator!
OMG x 2!
ONE... say goodnight Toni. I'm not surprised she's going home... but still OMG Cloris is still in! LMAO!!! That has GOT to hurt!
TWO... did you SEE the outfits on Brian Setzer and his Orchestra... as soon as I get me some pics you know I'm gonna post.
TWO... did you SEE the outfits on Brian Setzer and his Orchestra... as soon as I get me some pics you know I'm gonna post.
Judge Kitty
If I was a Judge in my very heavily Rose Tinted World, this is the sentence I would pass, for THIS waste of Oxygen.
First we will say that she only made 10,000 prank calls. (Not one more or less.)
She would be sent to prison for a period equal in days to the number of calls made: 10,000 days or in other terms roughly 27 years, 5 months (give or take a day)
Further she will have to wear at all times a cell phone that receives ONLY incoming calls, and must answer every call within 4 rings or else receive an electrical shock that would stun but not cause any permanent damage. She would then have to remain on that call for a minimum of 90 seconds. (for every missed call an additional 5 seconds would be added to the minimum time required to remain on the line). Any call that she disconnected from would also give a shock and add 5 seconds to the minimum time required to remain on the line) - no time would be added if the call was disconnected form the originating caller.
The number associated to her phone would be given to each and every telemarketing company, sales department of newspapers, paving - roofing - carpet cleaning company etc. She would not be able to decline any incoming call and would only be able to answer questions with an automated, pre-recorded "Yes, please continue" reply.
Eligibility for parole would only be possible after half of the time served, AND if it were found that she would no longer to be a high risk of re-offending.
After release, any further single instance of prank calling would result in a repeat of the full initial sentence with NO chance of parole.
Judge Kitty has spoken.
First we will say that she only made 10,000 prank calls. (Not one more or less.)
She would be sent to prison for a period equal in days to the number of calls made: 10,000 days or in other terms roughly 27 years, 5 months (give or take a day)
Further she will have to wear at all times a cell phone that receives ONLY incoming calls, and must answer every call within 4 rings or else receive an electrical shock that would stun but not cause any permanent damage. She would then have to remain on that call for a minimum of 90 seconds. (for every missed call an additional 5 seconds would be added to the minimum time required to remain on the line). Any call that she disconnected from would also give a shock and add 5 seconds to the minimum time required to remain on the line) - no time would be added if the call was disconnected form the originating caller.
The number associated to her phone would be given to each and every telemarketing company, sales department of newspapers, paving - roofing - carpet cleaning company etc. She would not be able to decline any incoming call and would only be able to answer questions with an automated, pre-recorded "Yes, please continue" reply.
Eligibility for parole would only be possible after half of the time served, AND if it were found that she would no longer to be a high risk of re-offending.
After release, any further single instance of prank calling would result in a repeat of the full initial sentence with NO chance of parole.
Judge Kitty has spoken.
one week later.
Same shit,
different day.
different day.
I get to bitch becauseIi voted and it wasn't for HIM.
If you didn't vote, or you DID vote and it was for THEM, then I guess you can just shut the hell up for the next, what?.. 2-3 years? til another illegal election is called.
Monday, October 20, 2008
A warning to all dead fashionistas...
...be they in Heaven or Hell. Your days of peace and quiet in the Afterlife are over...
Mr. Blackwell has passed on and he's looking for you.
Mr. Blackwell has passed on and he's looking for you.
Among some of his best zingers are:
Madonna: "The Bare-Bottomed Bore of Babylon."
Barbra Streisand: "She looks like a masculine Bride of Frankenstein." (My FAV)
Meryl Streep: "She looks like a gypsy abandoned by a caravan."
Patti Davis: "Packs all the glamour of an old, worn-out sneaker."
Ann Margret: "A Hells Angel escapee who invaded the Ziegfeld Follies on a rainy night."
Camilla Parker-Bowles: "The Duchess of Dowdy."
Bjork: "She dances in the dark - and dresses there, too."
Britney Spears: "Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill."
RIP
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Family
My Family.
God luv 'em they're a pile of nut jobs from the get go. I love them dearly, but sweet mother mary, jesus hanging on a cross, they do try the patience.
My Mom and Dad as you may or may not know were up visiting me and Didier since last Sunday and left yesterday. It was a great visit. A fantastic visit - in that it happened at all, as this was their 4th attempt in 17 years to come visit, and only just, were they able to come, due to my Father's health - The Doctors only granting permission for him to travel the Thursday afternoon before they left on come up two days later.
But they DID arrive and health crises or not they were bound and determined to have a full visit. And so they did:
Sunday.
After arriving and 'freshening up' we went fpr a ride around the city, picked up some Bagels at Fairmount Bakery, then had brunch at Coras, then drove up the mountain, stooped at the belvedere looking east towards the Olympic Stadium...
...then to Beaver lake and a short walk to the Main Belvedere...
... over looking downtown. Then off to St-Joseph's Oratory...
... and a 2 hour visit inside and out, then a quick tour of Westmount to see how the obnoxiously rich live. Finally we made it home and relaxed.
Monday.
Thanksgiving.
Hello, all we did was eat!
Tuesday.
We took another tour around the city and headed to Old Montréal. We went to Notre Dame Basilica...
... and then Noël...
...the Christmas store near by. (you'll soon see this would becomse a trend)Walked around the cobbled streets a bit and chowed down at les Trois Brasseurs. Walked along some more heading to Place Jacques Cartier, and Hotel de Ville...
... and the law courts and then jumped back in the car and headed east to the Botanical Gardens...
...We toured the Green Houses (well most of then at any rate. They were renovating one - which then blocked access to 2 others... my favourite two: the Orchid Room and the Fern Room... the Bastards!) We toured the seasonal exhibit of the Pumpkin room where schools all over the city submit decorated pumpkins. I'll tell you this, kids have amazingly creative minds given the chance. The best were Shrek and Fiona...
...some penguins (made from gourds)...
... and the M+M guys...
...Very cute! Hell there were even a few with Leopard Print!!!
...Then we headed out side...
...walked through what remained of the roses and the rose garden and made our way to the Chinese Pavilion where the annual Chinese Lantern exhibit was...
Always incredible. Always breathtaking.
It succeeded again this year. After than a quick run out to Trudeau Airport to pick up a rent-a-car from a friend and then home, exhausted and beat we all slumped on the sofa.
Wednesday.
After breakfast we all filled into the Audi A4 Quattro and made our way to Québec City. After parking the car we took a short walk down to le Restaurant Aux Anciennes Canadiens...
... and had a terrific meal, then with our bellies full went walking around the city...
...for the next 3 hours. After checking into our hotel rooms we rested a bit then went out shopping again, to another Christmas shop: La Boutique du Noël...
...and then stopped into a small Crepe resto for a late dinner, and then made our way back to the hotel and passes out.
Thursday.
After another incredible breakfast, we packed the car and went shopping AGAIN! - to yet ANOTHER Christmas shop even! Le Royaume du Père Noël...
...took one last quick tour of the city and river and made our way further east to Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré...
After an hour or so in the church (and gift shop) we grabbed as bite to eat in a small diner and started our return drive to Montréal, but not before stopping off at les Chutes de Montmorecy. The trees all along or drive, both to and from Québec City were beautiful, but one you added in the falls well then the scene was complete. We took the cable car...
...to the top and walked along the hanging boardwalk to the top of the falls...
...took a few more pics and then made our way back down to the bottom. Back in Montreal 3 hours later we all ate some leftover turkey and passed out on the sofa, or more cleverly (well only Didier) went to bed!
Friday.
Another bit of a relaxing day. We were all so tired. We took it easy, going only for a short walk in the gaybourhood. And after Dinner we went to the Olympia Theatre to see a show... "The Best of Broadway" It was a song and dance spectacular with songs from Musicals old and new, going back to 42 nd Street right up to Mamma Mia and everything in-between. When Didier and I bought the tickets last month we figured it would be an enjoyable evening out, but personally I was not expecting that much. Was I ever pleasantly amazed. The show was nearly 2 hours of non-stop song and dance and just kept getting bigger and better as it went. My only disappointment was that they did not do anything from The Sound of Music... but then no one is perfect, so I forgave them. And the beauty of the night was, after the show we were only a short 5 block walk from home.
Saturday.
We all slept in a bit. I made my famous blueberry pancakes and then Mom and Dad were packing packing packing. Dad went out for a little last minute sightseeing and picture taking (alone, in the village... - I shudder to think what he took pics of - while at home Mom and I were frantically wrapping Christmas gifts... her wrapping things to stay here for me and Didier and I wrapping items for them to take home. By early afternoon we were packing the car with their luggage, heading back to Fairmount Bagel...
...to get some yummy goodness for them to take home and then we were at the train station...
...waiting in line for them to register their sleeper cars for the return home.
It was a whirlwind visit. I love that they were here, I love that they are gone and I love that they are already planning a return visit.
Family.
Ya gotta love 'em.
I do.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
If you're Canadian...
...Happy Thanksgiving...
...if you're American, Happy Columbus Day...
... if your Native American... I'm sure they're sorry...
And if your from anywhere else... I bet it sucks that it's Monday and you're working.
:-)
Friday, October 10, 2008
toodles poodles
Kitty is on the vaycay for a week...
YES. Again!
I only do it to upset Maria!
heh
Actually this will be a very special Vaycay and Thanksgiving... I've been in Montréal just a little over 217 years and this will be the first time my family (any of my family) had some to visit.
Dad's health is all over the board again. He was rushed to Hospital last week again. They thought he was having a heart attack. It turns out it was only an infection to the lining of his heart... I KNOW! that doesn't sound good, but seriously it's far better than a heart attack or a stroke!... it's just that he only received permission from his Doctors as of 4 pm yesterday to still be allowed to travel up here to Montréal.
So will be stuffing our collective faces on Monday, and taking little visits around the city, and an overnight trip to Québec City, but no hard core touristic stuff, cause the old man is an old man and needs his nap time... which is ok cause Mom and Didier and I will go shopping! lol
I'll post throughout the week, somehow, some way... so yea, I'm n the vaycay but I'll be around...
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
My bad.
Sit down people, Kitty has something he needs to tell you.
Are you sitting?
SIT! GOD DAMN IT!
Good people...
I know this is going to come as a shock to some of you, but, Kitty missed DwtS last night.
I KNOW!
I KNOW!
Shhhhh.
Shhhhh.
It will be alright.
Kitty still loves DwtS, but there was a work dinner last night (WITH cocktails) so you know I had to attend. Hello! free food AND booze?! Please! I'm a fan of the show, but I'm not insane! (clinically at any rate) It was a dinner to celebrate a co-workers 40 years with the company! - You don't see that now-a-days... people with 10-15 years are considered long time employees... but 40??!?! that's impressive. She's been working longer than I've been alive! - So yea, I sacrificed DwtS to be there for her... and the booze.
I got home at 9:50 pm in time to see that Misty-May had to drop out due to an injury... All I could think of was no more Maksim. That BITCH! how could she do this to me!?!?!?
Curse you Karma!
Are you sitting?
SIT! GOD DAMN IT!
Good people...
I know this is going to come as a shock to some of you, but, Kitty missed DwtS last night.
I KNOW!
I KNOW!
Shhhhh.
Shhhhh.
It will be alright.
Kitty still loves DwtS, but there was a work dinner last night (WITH cocktails) so you know I had to attend. Hello! free food AND booze?! Please! I'm a fan of the show, but I'm not insane! (clinically at any rate) It was a dinner to celebrate a co-workers 40 years with the company! - You don't see that now-a-days... people with 10-15 years are considered long time employees... but 40??!?! that's impressive. She's been working longer than I've been alive! - So yea, I sacrificed DwtS to be there for her... and the booze.
I got home at 9:50 pm in time to see that Misty-May had to drop out due to an injury... All I could think of was no more Maksim. That BITCH! how could she do this to me!?!?!?
Curse you Karma!
I miss one episode and you take my Maks away.
Next Monday, is Thanksgiving and my Parents will hopefully be here and Mom is a huge fan so you I KNOW I will be watching.
Next Monday, is Thanksgiving and my Parents will hopefully be here and Mom is a huge fan so you I KNOW I will be watching.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
And they called it Puppy Love...
OH MY GOD.
Didier, N@ and I went to the SPCA today to volunteer because of the crisis they are under due to the raids on two puppy mills here in Québec last week. Over 300 dogs were rescued, most have survived and they need love and support and many many many helping hands.
I knew my heart would break, but I was not prepared for the love WE received from these dogs. Dogs that have spent their WHOLE lives in cages. Some in Large rubbermaid crates even! You can only imagine and I think we all don't really want to... That they had any love to give US really speacks to the souls that these furry little beasties have.
We arrived at 1:00pm in time for the easiest part of the day... 'socialization time' All we had to do was go from cage to cage, take the dogs out, one at a time (if they'd even come out at all - it's sad that because when that's all they've ever known, they actually feel safer in than out) It was our job to just hold them, hug them, pet them, scratch them behind an ear... whatever they seemed to respond to.
Sounds easy right? Well it was and it wasn't. I think I cried as I held the first 3 or 4 of them. Some so small and under nourished you're afraid to pick them up. But you had to, you felt compelled to give these poor abused creatures some love. And how remarkably open they were to it. Some just nuzzled into your arms or neck, a couple licked your hands or your face while others just wanted to walk for a few minutes on the floor.
The first dog I held was not in good shape, she was all flea-bitten skin and bones and as uncomfortable as it was to hold her at first, she was just so happy to be held, licked my cheek that seconds later she became the sweetest, most beautiful animal you ever laid eyes on.
Some waited patiently just for a few minutes of affection, mostjust spun in their cages til you got to them. When you put them back they were calmer and would just sit and watch you with the next dog.
Another I took care of, a black and white spaniel (of some sort) had terribly mis-shaped front legs due to his life in cages. Once out he simply sat down next to me, and looked me in the face. I kept scratching him behind his ears and could have taken him home in mere moments because he was just so calm and serene.. When it was time to go back to his cage, he walked right in and curled up, lay down and just watched me the rest of the day. I had to come back throughout the day, his eyes; his eyes were just so loving.
I'm going to head back for a couple hours after work on Tuesday and then once or twice a week after my parents visit. These dogs need so much love...
If you'd like to volunteer too, you can find contact info here or check with your local chelters. I know we all have love to give and these little furry bundles so greatly need it
Didier, N@ and I went to the SPCA today to volunteer because of the crisis they are under due to the raids on two puppy mills here in Québec last week. Over 300 dogs were rescued, most have survived and they need love and support and many many many helping hands.
I knew my heart would break, but I was not prepared for the love WE received from these dogs. Dogs that have spent their WHOLE lives in cages. Some in Large rubbermaid crates even! You can only imagine and I think we all don't really want to... That they had any love to give US really speacks to the souls that these furry little beasties have.
We arrived at 1:00pm in time for the easiest part of the day... 'socialization time' All we had to do was go from cage to cage, take the dogs out, one at a time (if they'd even come out at all - it's sad that because when that's all they've ever known, they actually feel safer in than out) It was our job to just hold them, hug them, pet them, scratch them behind an ear... whatever they seemed to respond to.
Sounds easy right? Well it was and it wasn't. I think I cried as I held the first 3 or 4 of them. Some so small and under nourished you're afraid to pick them up. But you had to, you felt compelled to give these poor abused creatures some love. And how remarkably open they were to it. Some just nuzzled into your arms or neck, a couple licked your hands or your face while others just wanted to walk for a few minutes on the floor.
The first dog I held was not in good shape, she was all flea-bitten skin and bones and as uncomfortable as it was to hold her at first, she was just so happy to be held, licked my cheek that seconds later she became the sweetest, most beautiful animal you ever laid eyes on.
Some waited patiently just for a few minutes of affection, mostjust spun in their cages til you got to them. When you put them back they were calmer and would just sit and watch you with the next dog.
Another I took care of, a black and white spaniel (of some sort) had terribly mis-shaped front legs due to his life in cages. Once out he simply sat down next to me, and looked me in the face. I kept scratching him behind his ears and could have taken him home in mere moments because he was just so calm and serene.. When it was time to go back to his cage, he walked right in and curled up, lay down and just watched me the rest of the day. I had to come back throughout the day, his eyes; his eyes were just so loving.
I'm going to head back for a couple hours after work on Tuesday and then once or twice a week after my parents visit. These dogs need so much love...
If you'd like to volunteer too, you can find contact info here or check with your local chelters. I know we all have love to give and these little furry bundles so greatly need it
Friday, October 3, 2008
6510 days ago...
I arrived in Montréal, an innocent.
17 years later, I'm a bitter old fag.
I still love Montréal, and I still miss the ocean, each and every day.
Happy Anniversary to me!
- - - - -
In case you're wondering... the generally accepted gift for your 17th anniversary id Furniture.
To help you along with this, here are a few friendly suggestions...
17 years later, I'm a bitter old fag.
I still love Montréal, and I still miss the ocean, each and every day.
Happy Anniversary to me!
- - - - -
In case you're wondering... the generally accepted gift for your 17th anniversary id Furniture.
To help you along with this, here are a few friendly suggestions...
Just thought you all should know...
Stephen Harper is threatening the lives of adorable little kittehs (like Cheddar here). If you don't vote for him, he WILL kill the them...
...that's JUST how evil he is.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Quick Question...
Does anyone know where this "Lazy Fair" is that Mr. Harper mentioned tonight...
...cause I'd like to go.
I've decided who I'm voting for...
But before I tell you, I have to say this... 2 hours of politicians debating has NEVER been so enjoyable.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
Thank you Elizabeth May.
Here in 20 words or less are what I think of tonight's performances:
OH.
MY.
GOD.
Thank you Elizabeth May.
Here in 20 words or less are what I think of tonight's performances:
To say you want to be Prime Minister as often as you did and in an almost school yard tone was more than a bit off putting. I don't really think you're the man for the job. Up until I lived in the riding of Jeanne-LeBer and bluntly refused to vote for that slag Lize Frulla, I had always voted Liberal. Now, in another riding I considered voting my old way, but I don't feel that confident in your leadership abilities. While I do think many of your ideas are solid and your commitment to the environment is admirable I just don't think it's thought through enough. I think you'd make an excellent Environment Minister, but right now there's no one in the Liberal Party that instills the confidence required for Prime Minister.
Look, OK, I get it, we ALL get it, you're the leader of the Bloc Québecois, you're from Québec; but seriously your constant repeating of "Provinces and Québec" was getting on my last nerve, and it's not necessary and only gives a false impression that you care about Québec. And unless you can show me otherwise, Québec IS a province,so when you say "Provinces" we all understand that Québec is included. Until such time that Québec is NOT a Canadian Province, then you're opinion will mean nothing and you won't be listend to by anyone, so seriously give it a break.
And when answering the last question on why voters should trust you, you mentioned that you understand and should only vote for those that walk the walk, talk the talk and do as they say they would do. Well, Mr Duceppe, you're the 3rd leader, well actually the 4th, because you were also the 2nd... and your party's role is to help ensure sovereignty for Québec. Well after 18 years, how's that working for you.
You can safely guess I've never voted Bloc and never will...
... and it shows... because a faker smile there has never been. And thank god your nose doesn't grow when you tell a lie because from tonight's performance you'd have either poked out the eyes of Layton or Duceppe.
You're a foul, vile disgusting excuse for a human being. Suck it. I hate you.
Sure that might sound infantile and immature but well, I'm just trying to speak in words that you cannot twist to your own personal benefit.
About the best thing I can say for you is you're the hottest Canadian Politician I've ever seen, and you'd likely cinch the vote of all gay men 'straight' across the country if you only posed for an campaign poster shirtless...
Aside from that, all I saw was you riding the coat-tails of Dion and May, seemingly expanding on what they had just said. Only rarely did you voice an opinion that was yours and yours alone.
Until you can show me more consistency then I won't be voting Orange any more (Sorry Granddad I know you were pleased as punch looking down from above when I voted NDP the last two elections... maybe once again some day.)
OH.
MY.
GOD.
Elizabeth May.
OHMYGOD!
While the green party is never likely to see itself running a federal government in Canada, at least in my lifetime, I can honestly say that I WILL see you and likely others of your party elected. You my sassy-lassy were ferocious tonight. You almost single handedly kept the debate, not only flowing but animated. Your off camera remarks were some of the best of the night, only shadowed by some of your on camera remarks.
You by far seemed the most well read and versed on the topics. Your consistent attacks on Harper made my nipples hard.
...and your comments on voting and electoral reform....
BRAVA!
and ENCORE!
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OK so then, it should come as no surprise...
Well actually it IS surprising, and to no one more than Kitty... I cannot accurately convey just how impressed I was by her performance tonight in the debate, and it only makes me sad I didn't watch the french debate last night.
And even though I know my vote will not make a difference in my riding' painfully Gilles Duceppe is the incumbent here, I do realize that even when you know your vote WON'T bring your candidate to Ottawa it WILL bring money and influence in future elections to them.
As a matter of fact, up until tonight I seriously had no firm idea of who I'd vote for, IF I'd vote or spoil my Ballot (Sorry N@ you lost my vote to Elizabeth)
Voting is one right I proudly partake in and am glad to see that for me, I've made a decision I'm not only proud of, but completely unabashedly happy to share...
Whatever your political leanings are please DO go out and vote. Because if you DON'T you can just shut the hell up until the next election because you've waived your right to bitch, bemoan or complain about who gets elected.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Let's just get through this together...
In a nutshell, in the Canadian Election (YES America, Canada is having an election too! You can't bogart ALL the fun!) these are our choices...
I heart Rick Mercer... Nothing like a fag from the rock to cut through all the crap and give a clear picture of the Canadian Electoral Non Options we have...
"Trees and ponies are good. I'd like to ride a unicorn"
...Elizabeth, you may just have gotten yourself the gay vote!
I heart Rick Mercer... Nothing like a fag from the rock to cut through all the crap and give a clear picture of the Canadian Electoral Non Options we have...
"Trees and ponies are good. I'd like to ride a unicorn"
...Elizabeth, you may just have gotten yourself the gay vote!
Bixi
Say what now?
BIXI!
(it's a combination of Bicyclette and Taxi)
It's Montréal's new rent-a-bike program launching in Spring 2009. The Man and I have already pre-registered for membership... and you should too! The first 2000 registered get special benefits. We are #1362 and #1363 so don't wait!
Register now!
NOW!
NOW!
BIXI!
(it's a combination of Bicyclette and Taxi)
It's Montréal's new rent-a-bike program launching in Spring 2009. The Man and I have already pre-registered for membership... and you should too! The first 2000 registered get special benefits. We are #1362 and #1363 so don't wait!
Register now!
NOW!
NOW!
Even Steven
I swear, you cannot make this stuff up!
Overheard while walking home tonight…
Mother:
Overheard while walking home tonight…
Mother:
“That’s it Steven! I’ve had enough. I carried you for nine months. Labour was 12 hours. I gave you life. You WILL respect me!”
Steven (of indiscriminate teenageness):
Steven (of indiscriminate teenageness):
“Well you didn’t die giving birth to me, so I guess that makes us even.”
CLAS-SIC!
CLAS-SIC!
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Dame Julie Andrews,
Happy Birthday to you.
Born 1935 in Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, England.
Mary Poppins - 1964
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Dame Julie Andrews,
Happy Birthday to you.
Born 1935 in Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, England.
Mary Poppins - 1964
The Sound of Music - 1965
Thoroughly Modern Millie - 1967
The Muppet Show - 1978
S.O.B. - 1981
Victor/Victoria - 1982
The Princess Diaries - 2001
Shrek the Third - 2007
Can you tell I love Julie?
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuu sparkly...
I still don't know why I enjoy jokes about Palin so much...
... all I know is that I do.
Spooky White Rabbits
Seeing as the biggest day of October is Hallowe'en I thought I'd go with that theme and post some of the spookier rabbits I've collected
WHITE RABBITS
WHITE RABBITS
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