From the 'Only In America' News Department...
Wal-Mart worker dies after shoppers knock him down
NEW YORK -- Police say a worker at a Wal-Mart store in Long Island, New York, has died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers.
Read more here.
Maybe it's time to change that other motto...
God Greed We Trust.
Friday, November 28, 2008
From the 'Only In America' News Department...
Or, the Right?
If you guessed the Left, you don't know me at all!
Of bleeding course it's the desk on the Right!
The main theme this year is Snow Flakes... with a sub theme of White Gay Trash...
Here's a close up of some snowflakes....
And here's a close up of some of the white gay trash... Tissue Honeycomb Santa and full on gay disco ball mini Christmas tree...
What? too much?
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
...and speaking of 'not quite dead yet' did you see Liza?
It was a non stop cavalcade of B, C, D and E+ listers.
Alec Baldwin will soon need his own zip code.
Harry Connick Jr. was fine, I do love me some Kosher now and again. It DOES amuse me somewhat that he's now recorded what? THREE Christmas Albums?!?!
Conan O'Brien... I feel bad for the dreamwhip.
Kathy Griffin was the one thing I was holding out for and even she let me down.
And were we supposed be impressed with all that spinning?!
It does indeed go on, but need I say more? The fat lady has sung, and it warn't pretty.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Good on em! They were by far THE best dancers, from the opening dance.
I'd like to point out that Misster-Kitty's Psychic Alliance Friends Inc., pointed out back on September 29th that it would likely be either Brooke or Warren that would win. They were the final two.
On November 11th I predicted that Brooke would indeed win.
So let me remind you all, that Misster-Kitty's Psychic Alliance Friends Inc. remains open for business...
$5.99 for the first minute. $3.00 additional minute. Minimum 5 minutes per call.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Court is now in session.
Judge Kitty presiding.
If you didn't know about it, November 20th was National "Kick a Ginger Day". Don't know what a Ginger is, it's a redhead with fair skin... think of that kid from the Harry Potter movie... Ron Weasly (Rupert Grint)
Well a Facebook page was created, based on an episode of South Park urging kids to go to school on the 20th and kick all Gingers (red heads). People are saying this was only meant to be "a joke" Yea, violence is hilarious. Well, since it's so funny then I think ever kid that was kicked should be able to kick back, everyone that kicked them in the first place, and this time the kicks should be to the the original perpetrators heads, to 'kick some sense into them'. Not so funny is it? EXACTLY.
Here's what Judge Kitty would do...
Each and every person involved in these incidents should be expelled for the school year. The police should lock down the Facebook page, take all names and investigate, as well as record statements from everyone kicked that day. If there is proof of an individual being involved (That is witness or admission that they willing took part and targeted individual) criminal charges should be laid. And for the hours and hours of man power involved the fees should be divided between all the parents of the children that did the kicking.
I won’t say that Facebook is entirely to blame, you’d need to add in all the parents as well for not raising their children better AND allowing them onto a website that was originally designed for College students but to allow a group to form that expressly promotes violence is categorically wrong. End of discussion. They should also foot some of the bill involved in the investigation.
And if anyone thinks that this is an over reaction, this was a premeditated mass attack of innocent individuals, it is at the least a school prank taken too far, but in my mind it is an act of terror*, a hate crime**. To consider it anything less is to completely have no concept or understanding of History. It is simply not acceptable in this day to hate someone and hurt someone, planning to physically attack them simply because of the colour of their hair, sex, sexual orientation, religion and so on.
And for the asstard in the comments section of the CTV news article***: 'James T.' Thanks for trying to draw attention away from poor parenting and kids with the moral compass of a twig in a glass of water. Yes, absolutely the atrocities you mention are horrendous and deserve attention and global outrage. And yes, something needs to be done… what are YOU doing to help save all those girls in China and Afghanistan? This wasn’t an isolated instance of school yard shenanigans; this was a premeditated action against a defined group of people for no reason at all other than to hurt, to spread hated in the guise of a joke.
Ah but that’s right, this was only a joke, nothing serious. Please, let us know exactly what you would consider over the line in this instance? What would you say was serious and not a laughing matter? Premeditated violence against all females at school? Premeditated against all black people while at work? Premeditated violence against all Jews in your town? Premeditated violence against all Canadians? …all for no other reason that they are Women, or Black, or Jewish or Canadian.
But hey, I was only joking, I wasn’t serious, get over it, get over yourself, grow a pair, hate isn’t hate if you pretend it’s not.
Shame on all the people that took part in this sorry event and double shame on all their parents!
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violence or threats of violence used for intimidation or coercion; terrorism.
** Hate Crime:
a crime, usually violent, motivated by prejudice or intolerance toward a member of a gender, racial, religious, or social group.
*** I did comment on CTV but they closed the comments before mine was added. The contents of this post was what I submitted
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Good-bye Jail Bait. I'm sure we'll see more of you shortly in a Bel-Ami release.. "Pole-Dancing with the Stars"...
And we still stand by our prediction of the final two: Lance and Brooke. There's no way Warren can compete with these two. And barring her breasts spontaneously exploding, Brooke is gonna win.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Now he's pregnant again...
Tonight ,on 20/20 Barbara Walters is interviewing the expectant couple about, life, love, pregnancy and just how do they have sex? (You know you want to know! I know I do.)
This just raises so many questions... What makes a man a man? and to that end, a woman a woman? How can you only go part way through a sex change (ie: hormone treatments, breast removal, but leave the reproductive organs, and lets face it, not have a penis -construction, add on, strap on, whatever - and be legally defined as a Man? What gets listed on the birth certificate as far as mother and father?
But most importantly... does it really matter?
I have to say it's a rather complex and confusing story / concept, and even though it's Baba Wawa I will watch the show tonight because I am intrigued!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
NO! Not the musical!
For the seventh time since August 2007 a severed foot has washed up on the southern shores of British Colombia.
Investigators are no closer to finding the cause of this bizarre phenomenon, so I thought I should get involved…
I think Kevin aka’ The New Shirley’ might be involved.
You know those Toronto types…
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Well with Maurice being voted off tonight...
...all three of my predictions have not only come true, but in the order predicted as well.
So I figure... what the hell I'm going to predict the remainder of the eliminations.
Next week Warren Sapp will be eliminated. I know he's done great so far but I feel he's gonna choke.
This leaves Cory Linley, Brooke Burke and Lance Bass.
Cory will be eliminated in the first half of the Finals when he breaks a nail, leaving Lance and Brooke to duke it out... and lets face it... Lance hits like a girl.
Misster-Kitty predicts that the winner of this season's Dancing with the Stars will be Brooke Burke. And if I'm wrong, I'll refund all credit card charges to Misster-Kitty's Psychic Alliance Friends Inc.
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
— Lt.-Col. John McCrae
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
The “Adult Questions - Don’t Be a Pussy” meme. (classy title huh?)
1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes please! Oh… we gotta choose one. (this is lame, I don’t like this meme)… ok Night…
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yeech. Thank god, no.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet. ;-)
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Why are all the sex questions the ones where you gotta choose only one?
7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
He reads my blog but does not post.
8. Love or Money?
Yes. ;-) ok ok! Love.
9. Credit cards or cash?
Mine or someone Else's? Sheesh. Ok! Cash.
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Wanted them for what? ;-) Well I’ds say I already have what I want in a Best Friend…
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
* * * * *
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Behind the alter at my parents church…
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Didi it once for Hallowe’en. We did drag. We took it TERRIBLY SERIOUS! Never again though. OK not the head, but damn near every other remaining nook and cranny...
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
15. Ever been to a bar?
I believe, once back in the mid eighties.
(and then every week since!)
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Does a quick BJ count? Cause if we’re using ‘presidential rules’ I guess that’d be a no…
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
21. Ever been to an adult store?
Um, hello I live in Montréal here….
22. Bought something from an adult store?
23. Have you been caught having sex ?
more than once…
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I plead the 5th.
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Well since they are not indeed God, I’m gonna hafta say yes.
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And now…. It’s the "One Word Meme". (boring name but interesting just the same)
The rules? Answer each question with exactly one word.
1. Where is your cell phone? Nowhere
2. Your significant other? Asleep
3. Your hair? Brown
4. Your skin? Encompassing
5. Your father? Alive!!!!!
6. Your favorite thing? humour
7. Your dream last night? Aliens
8. Your favorite drink? Champagne!
9. Your dream/goal? Beachcombing
10. The room you’re in? Viewrific
11. Your ex? Bald
12. Your fear? Murder
13. Where do you want to be in six years? PEI
14. Where were you last night? Here
15. What you’re not? Dancer
16. Muffins? Blueberry
17. One of your wish list items? Doggie
18. Where you grew up? Maritimes
19. The last thing you did? Sex
20. What are you wearing? Pajamas
21. Your TV? Flat
22. Your pets? Wet
23. Your computer? Present
24. Your life? Middle
25. Your mood? Content
26. Missing someone? Erin
27. Your car? Nowhere
28. Something you’re not wearing? Underwear
29. Favorite store? HMV
30. Your summer? Gone
31. Like someone? Oui
32. Your favorite color? Purple
33. When is the last time you laughed? Today
34. Last time you cried? October
35. Who will/would re-post this? Kevin
36. Whose answers are you anxious to see? Everybody
37. Most disliked vegetable? Asparagus
38. A lovely Person? N@
39. Country I want to visit? Ireland
40. Lucky number? 9
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Feeling a little Memish? g'wan... ya know you wanna...
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Don't cock it up for another four years!
Thanks in advance,
Misster-Kitty, Canada and the rest of the World
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ps. In a current poll conducted by CTV NEWS:
Who do you think will win the U.S. presidential election?
Barack Obama 15789 votes (83%)
John McCain 3325 votes (17%)
Total Votes: 19114
Monday, November 3, 2008
In a recent online poll TOM CRUISE was voted scarier than...
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Which celebrity do you think is the scariest?
MARILYN MANSON 223 votes (25%)
AMY WINEHOUSE 306 votes (35%)
TOM CRUISE 355 votes (40%)
Nah, neither am I!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
I was glad to see the Veteran there and I made a bee-line for the booth. I plunked a twonie in his can and took a pin and put it on my lapel, he nodded, said thank you and smiled. Then I put in another twonie and asked if it was ok if I took a second one (For Didier) He said, "Of course, but you didn't need to put in more money." I said, "Yes, I did". He smiled and thanked me again, and I said, "Not at all, thank you."
Buying a poppy this time of year is the VERY LEAST we can all do to say, "Thank you, your sacrifices are not taken for granted or forgotten."
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Have you bought your poppy yet?