Sunday, August 30, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
There is a well defined Crosswalk (in YELLOW!) and with a speed bum, that ALSO has a stop sign in front of the main entrance. In general I don’t bother looking I just walk across (Well I do keep an eye open to the periphery…) so a car is approaching but I’m ½ way across before they get to the crossing. He slams on the breaks and then yells out his window “You’re welcome asshole!” Oh no he Di’nt (Oh Yes, he did)
I turn around, now across the road and say “what for?!”
He replies, “Because I stopped so I wouldn’t hit you.”
Well… it is ON now!
I reply in turn “Excuse me? There’s a speed bump AND a stop sign. You HAVE to stop. So fuck you asshole!”
But sometimes they haven’t yet learned their lesson, and they continue…
“Why don’t you come over here and say that!” he challenges…
Ok… I’m invested now… I start walking towards him and throw my umbrella over my shoulder. (this is where it gets good people…) As I am approaching, he hits the gas without looking, ends up clipping the back bumper of a car that is turning in front of him.
With my work done… I head back to the mall, and as I’m walking away laughing I turn and say “That’s call Karma bitch. Eat it!”
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
The complete cast for Dancing Season Nine:
First, the snooze-fest...
Tom DeLay, former Republican congressman
I vote he will be the first to go!
Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboy
Natalie Coughlin, U.S. Olympic swimmer
Louie Vito, snowboarder
Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champ
I despise the Athlete factor on this show.
OK, HERE is where it starts to get good...
Mark Dacascos, Iron Chef personality
I guess hosting a food network show gets you at least in the D-List... He might be a dark horse here...
She could be a lot of fun...
Kathy Ireland, former supermodel-turned-businesswoman
"turned-businesswoman" I had no idea!
Melissa Joan Hart, actress
UGH! you know Bruno is gonna go all "Enchantress", "Bewitching", "Magical" yadda yadda yadda...
Ashley Hamilton, actor, comedian, singer-songwriter
Who? Oh like I care... LOOK at those eyes!
Debi Mazar, actress
She's just batshit crazy enough to be enjoyable I think...
Joanna Krupa, model and actress
She reminds me of Nina Arsenault a famous trannie in Toronto... Other than that... I have no idea who she is...
Hey... 'Miracles happen'
Aaron Carter, singer
He'll get all the tween and teenage girl votes... and will likely manage to go to the top 4 completely without merit...
Donny Osmond, singer
As if this was really a surprise... The important question here is will he repeat his sisters fainting spell... I say YES but on purpose as a way of milking a cheap gag to avoid the judges comments...
But of ALL the contestants, IF I watch it will be because of this lovely lady right here...
Macy Gray, singer
And what the fuck is up with that wig?!
This is casting genius... cast a stoner singer who can barely stand at best in a dancing competition... I don't know who chose here, but can I just say... BRAVO!
See y'all on Sept 21st!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
You had to list all concerts that you've been t. Now granted my list is SMALL and it's very likely you've not heard of quite a few of these groups, (especially those outside of the Maritimes, or Canada) but whatever...
Here's my list as sad, and sparse, and all over the map as it is...
OK, here are the rules. Test your memory and your love of live music by listing 50 ((you’re kidding, right?!)) artists or bands (or as many as you can remember) you've seen in concert. List the first acts that come into your head. Oh, and list the first concert you ever saw (you can remember that, can’t you)? ((Screw that I'm putting them in order!))
01 Platinum Blonde
(First concert. Not a very good start huh?)
(I don't know why either)
03 Glass Tiger
(IT WAS FREE)
04 Tina Turner
(Private Dancer, GREAT CONCERT)
(On 'the Hill' and FREE!)
06 Skinny Puppy
(sponsored by CKDU!)
07 Thompson Twins / OMD
(AWE-SOME. This was in 1984... CLASSIC 80's!)
08 David Bowie
(Second Row! We felt his sweat hit us in the face when he spun... w00t w00t)
09 Jane Siberry
(The first night of "Bound By The Beauty" she didn't know the lyrics to like 5 songs and had to read them out of a binder! But it was a great. a very small venue. very intimate)
10 The Rankin Family
(Shut up! I LOVE me some Capers!)
11 The Cranberries / Live
(Free Tix in the BCE Corporate box… We drank ‘em out of Gin and then moved on to the Vodka…)
12 Bjorn Again
(As close as I’ll ever get to seeing ABBA Live)
(crazy ass bitch! She was fun!)
14 Scissor Sisters
(More freebies – Thanks again Kel - AWESOME concert! I ♥ Baby Daddy!)
DON'T JUDGE ME!
And what have you seen?