If you get an email from a friend asking you to sign up to Face Book...
they are no friend of yours...
Listen to me ...
LISTEN...
L-I-S-T-E-N...
Don't do it.
Just say No!
If you DO, you'll be sucked down a long, fast moving spiral that will make Brittney Spears' decent into the depths of a trailer-trash world seem like a picnic at the beach.
Just remember...
I told you so.
they are no friend of yours...
Listen to me ...
LISTEN...
L-I-S-T-E-N...
Don't do it.
Just say No!
If you DO, you'll be sucked down a long, fast moving spiral that will make Brittney Spears' decent into the depths of a trailer-trash world seem like a picnic at the beach.
Just remember...
I told you so.
What if your sister invites you?
ReplyDeleteI WILL NOT JOIN FACEBOOK!
I just got on myspace. Now, everyone's jumping ship to face book and I will NOT FOLLOW!
I am not a sheeple!!!
To tell you the truth I don't even know how long faceBook has been around. Is it better or worse than My Space? I dunno, but I can tell you this... I signed up to My Space a couple months ago, never did a damn thing with it! I MUCH prefer the Blog world here...
ReplyDeleteBut I got like, 4 invites in less than 48 hours from friends through FaceBook and thought... 'what the frick?'
Well my friend, Con-Stan-Tin-Ople.
Hindsight IS 20/20 and now I gotsta juggle Here AND There.
Oh yea...AND actually try and work... AND have a social life and ... What the hell? Ain't enough hours in a day.
The good thing with FaceBook is you so quickly hook back up with lost friends but then *SLAM!* - brick wall... the catch up....
It's the catching up that's the killer! holy crap! Just TRY and recap the past 5-8-10 or 12 years of your life. Yea... SEE! It ain't easy! lol Hell in that time I've had 4 apts and now a condo and *BLEEP* relationships and 6 jobs...
So I to get back to your question: "What if your sister invites you?"
I have a question for you...
How much do you like her? ;-)
What if your daughter who is N@'s sister invites you too ?
ReplyDeleteUH-OH!
ReplyDeleteI fear it's already too late for the both of you... But just in case, let me ask you this, my dear Ma...
Is this a 'Biological Daughter' or an 'Adopted Daughter'? Have you invested much time with her? ;)
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Alas... you are indeed a true Mother (and I mean that in the kindest terms possible...) so regardless of the answers to my questions, I know you're gonna take the leap...
So all I can say is ... Good luck. But kiss any remaining free time you have good bye. I'll see you on the other side...
'drive Thelma, drive!'