R.I.P. - Molé no mo
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the passing of a much loved pet Molé.
When I went to the bowl to feed Guaca and Molé and Salsa this morning I was dismayed to find Molé sleeping with the fishes, or NOT swimming as the case may be. Attempts at fishy CPR (banging the bejezuz outta the bowl) only appeared to upset Guaca... or maybe it was the loss of his long time companion that was at the root of his frenzied contidion... then again if you were swimming in the same water as your recently deceased domestic partner you'd be freaking like a fish outta water yourself, non?
Alas, all this to say that Mole is no more. A private burial at sea was preformed this morning at 8:45am.
When I went to the bowl to feed Guaca and Molé and Salsa this morning I was dismayed to find Molé sleeping with the fishes, or NOT swimming as the case may be. Attempts at fishy CPR (banging the bejezuz outta the bowl) only appeared to upset Guaca... or maybe it was the loss of his long time companion that was at the root of his frenzied contidion... then again if you were swimming in the same water as your recently deceased domestic partner you'd be freaking like a fish outta water yourself, non?
Alas, all this to say that Mole is no more. A private burial at sea was preformed this morning at 8:45am.
January 5 2007 - April 24th 2008
10 comments:
Couldn't you have at least fried it up with a little batter and a bit of tartar sauce?
I would think it would still be fresh enough.
Seems like such a waste...
My fishiest condolences.
May Molé go to the big fish bowl in the sky, with the bitchin'est castle you can imagine.
Nite nite moe-lay. :(
I smell hitman.
But seriously, it sucks losing a pet. Even when it's a fishy. So - RIP little fishstick.
Awwww I agree with N@ ..it hurts to lose even a fish . ..if you are that kinda person , you're just that kinda person .
Sorry to hear about your little fishie. Somewhere up in fish heaven he's swimming happily with the shark that was blown up in Jaws and the tuna I ate for lunch.
He's in heaven now.
He's Holy Mole.
Milky
RIP Mole, Mole!
Poor little fishy...
Must be tough on Guaca he also has our deepest condolences.
OMG. Best comment ever, Milky.
a private burial at sea?...
you just mean you flushed it down the toilet...
awh!!
the indignity of death...
to be flushed only to end up as the meal for some bottom-feeders...
he had a good life, i'm sure!!
:)~
bye mole!!
hey slacker --- are you back at work?
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