Could it be?

Could Dancing With the Stars possibly win me back?!

The complete cast for Dancing Season Nine:


First, the snooze-fest...

Tom DeLay, former Republican congressman

I vote he will be the first to go!



Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboy



Natalie Coughlin, U.S. Olympic swimmer



Louie Vito, snowboarder



Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champ


I despise the Athlete factor on this show.


OK, HERE is where it starts to get good...


Mark Dacascos, Iron Chef personality

I guess hosting a food network show gets you at least in the D-List... He might be a dark horse here...

Kelly Osbourne, reality star

She could be a lot of fun...


Kathy Ireland, former supermodel-turned-businesswoman

"turned-businesswoman" I had no idea!


Melissa Joan Hart, actress

UGH! you know Bruno is gonna go all "Enchantress", "Bewitching", "Magical" yadda yadda yadda...


Ashley Hamilton, actor, comedian, singer-songwriter

Who? Oh like I care... LOOK at those eyes!


Debi Mazar, actress

She's just batshit crazy enough to be enjoyable I think...


Joanna Krupa, model and actress

She reminds me of Nina Arsenault a famous trannie in Toronto... Other than that... I have no idea who she is...


Mya, singer
Hey... 'Miracles happen'


Aaron Carter, singer

He'll get all the tween and teenage girl votes... and will likely manage to go to the top 4 completely without merit...


Donny Osmond, singer

As if this was really a surprise... The important question here is will he repeat his sisters fainting spell... I say YES but on purpose as a way of milking a cheap gag to avoid the judges comments...

But of ALL the contestants, IF I watch it will be because of this lovely lady right here...

Macy Gray, singer

I know, right?!

And what the fuck is up with that wig?!

This is casting genius... cast a stoner singer who can barely stand at best in a dancing competition... I don't know who chose here, but can I just say... BRAVO!

See y'all on Sept 21st!