Gone with the Heat

Our fucking Air Conditioning is on the fritz.

At midnight, outside it's 24.5'C with a humidex of 30'C

INSIDE it's 26.4'C with, I'm guessing a humidex of 66.6'C

I swear it's hotter than the burning of Atlanta...

...which makes feel I must say...

Mammy, Mammy, hand me my mint julep, I'm burning up.