Has it been a year already?!

It seems like just yesterday... that sweet young and innocent Nattah Montana burst onto the scene...

Now she's all grow'd up and Glamorous!

Happy Burpday, ya freak!
Kitty Love!

World Vegan Day

I know right? I had no fucking clue either! Aside from being gay... I like meat, so this could have TOTALLY slipped under my radar except...

Here in Montréal there is an annual Montréal World Vegan Day Fashion Show. Again I say... I know, right?!

Well I more than knew because not only was the emcee of this event none other than my bestest gal pal (and fag hag in training) N@ Lauzon, but as well one of the celeb invite guests was an old friend from back east Lucy Decoutere, star of Trailer Park Boys (Yea I don't watch the show, in fact it was only about a year ago that I found out she's even on it! lol)

So I just got back and it was a fun night...

Who knew that there are Vegan Fashion Designers... pas moi!

The Event is organized by the Concordia Animal Rights Association (CARA) Among other specially guests were Habs Georges Laraque, and also from Trailer Park Boys, Sarah Dunsworth, and local band Commander Keen (with Jalene Vandermey) They were actually kinda fun and did a kick ass cover of Cory Hart's Sunglasses at Night! No shit!

The important part of this event, for me at least, aside from being there to support friends was that 100% of the proceeds from this annual event go to the Montréal SPCA and their fight against Puppy Mills. And being the Father of a Puppy Mill Rescue Pup it's something I can support 110% ANd I got to hang with N@, N@'s Mom Ma Horton, BF Corn, Sis Dawn and Aunt... Um...N@'s Aunt.. heh And got a few mins to chat with Lucy . I've not seen her since I moved to Mtl back in 1991 It was short but sweet and I also scored some MAJOR karma by having her sign a pack a smokes for a co-workers boyfriend who's a big fan of the Trailer Park Boys... It's nice to see that Lucy hasn't changed one bit! She's still the same energetic foul mouth freak that I remember. Love ya Lucy!

Next year I'll go again and I'll be a little more proactive and mention this BEFORE so in case YOU want to go you'll know...

ANYhoo...here's a few pics of the evening... sorry they totally suck but flash wasn't helping the place had a lot of 'atmospheric dust'

The Hostess with the Mostess... N@ Lauzon...




Lucy and Sarah... Lucy basically is a hyperactive child and this was the BEST pic I have of her front side from the fashion show...




But here's a GREAT shot of Lucy's ass...




This is a super fuzzy shot, but it's N@ being piggy-backed by Georges... cute!




At the end of the fashion show all the models on stage...




Commander Keen (with Jalene Vandermey)...



Sarah and Lucy after the show... chit-chattin' and a posin'!




And last, but not least... N@ and I... self portrait...



(Ma Horton, you'll have to send me the pic of us... )

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Happy Blogoversary N@.

33 years ago today...

A star was born...

May I introduce to you,
Miss Nattah Montana

Three Babes and a Trojan...

I was gonna clean up all the devil eyes...



...but then I though... nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Vaginarama

Oh you read right...

Vagina....rama.

I went to see a reading of the Vagina Monologues tonight, staring none other than our own N@ Lauzon (Who was FABU btw)

It was a Québec / Canadian Star studded event...


l-r: Marie-Josee Turcotte: Yea, I don't know who she is either, Eva Avila: Canadian Idol, Kim D'Eon: um, ET Canada... I think ...

Sophie Gregoire: wife of Justin Trudeau, and Québec reporter for E-Talk. (Unfortunatly we neither saw Justin or Sophies whacky Mother-in-law Maggie.)

Tara Spencer-Nairn: Constable Karen Kelly on Corner Gas. A great comedic actress, originally from Montréal. (You HAVE to rent NEW WATERFORD GIRL. The movie is a freaking riot and she stars prominently in it... )

Patsy Gallant: Chanteuse. Singing La Vie En Rose here... (Get it?! Vaginas are pink. Subtle no?)

Kim D'Eon: again... UM.... ET Canada... Not sure but I wanna find out, cause she was DAMN GOOD! She of the Angry Motherfuckin' Pussy.

Ginette Reno: Actriss, Singer... Etoile Québecoise

...and last but certainly not least... N@ Lauzon, or as I'll refer to her henceforth... The Vadge.

One last shot... The Pussy Possé...

It was a charity event to raise money to fight against abuse to women. Held at Gallery MX. There was also a vernisage of an artist "Niko" I'm afraid to say the art did not do much for me, but at any rate I was there for the V-M... and N@!

I saw part of it once, years ago on PBS. The author had done it as a one woman show... And either my memory is slipping or I used to be a prude; 'cause I was expecting a lot more foulness and naughty words... but aside from a few angry pussy' and 'motherfucking angry' lines it was rather tame... Funny though. Very funny!

Had a great time there with Ma Horton, Corn and Twiggy... (Maria... where waz you gurl?!)

A few amusing moments...

- Corn commented at one point that he couldn't help but feel a little anger directed toward him (as a male) ... but that completely bypassed me. Fortunately, I have diplomatic immunity from such female to male aggression.

- Through-out the night I just could NOT get the Oscar Mayer Wiener song outta my head... only with a minor adjustment... "My Vagina has a first name..."

and... my favourite...

The quote of the evening...

"Vaginas. Man they're deep."

Who said that?

Why, Misster-Kitty of course!

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... all in all, a fun, enjoyable evening!

SOL

Snort Out Loud.

I snorted out loud today, and it's all N@'s fault!

See here's the thing...

...you might not know it but I'm not Celine Dion's biggest fan. I'm nary her smallest fan either. I don't hate her, but I don't like here either. Lets just say, for argument's sake that I tolerate her.

What you may or may not also know, although I've been more than vocal on this point here in my blog, on crackbook and in countless email and conversations with countless people and that is that there's one song in particular that snags my craw, and that my bloglidyte friends is "One Heart".

Now you might say to your self, 'Hey Kitty, that's not such a bad song. It's even kinda catchy.' and that's just the point my friends. Yes. It's catchy. A little too catchy if you ask me. I'm convinced that there's some secret message at a high frequency that although we cannot hear it, we are being brainwashed by...

For hours after hearing The Song, I will be humming and singing it. I can't help myself. It's as if I've been hypnotized, or brainwashed into thinking I like it, and therefore I want to hear it more and to fill in the void from when I hear it on the Mix, I sing it to myself...

But the re-programming is weak and incomplete (at least for now) and I usually come to my senses within a few bars of the song.

And if it's being played while N@ is at work, I'll immediately email her. Cursing her. Hexing her. Wishing plagues on her and the station.

...which brings us back to today, and my N@ induced Snort.

At 1:40 pm todat N@ was playing THE SONG, and as soon as I heard it start I emailed her the following:

Subject: SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

Body: ONE HEART..
Muchos Grass-Ass!
I kid!
:-P


But because N@ is evil, she knew what was coming and before I could volley off my latest hate email to her about that cursed song, she emailed me. And as my email was being sent to her, I was already received the following email from her:

Subject: hehe

Body: In fact there was no body written... she simply sent a silent sting, of another arrow through my...

One Heart...

...you are followin'.
One dream keeps you wondering.
Love lights your way through the night...

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Curse you Céline Dion!
Curse you MIX 96!
Curse you N@ 'already 35 years old' Lauzon

Even as she torments me, she makes me laugh...

and...

...SOL.

Quote of the week (9)

"Poo."
~ N@ Lauzon

Just gotta say...

I was at The Mix this morning, picking up my winnings... woo hoo!

...met N@. She's one helluva nice broad! ;-) heh ... a total sweetie and a half! (and oh my god, right wee!) Ma, You did good!

Ok, later gators...

No No N-N@ (Monday sucks! ...again)

Last Monday sucked and this Monday sucks too.

Not only am I at work, when seemingly everyone else is not...
but as well:

- My desk-mate and friend Kelli is not here (she is lucky enough to have a kid that has no day-care today so they're at home... I think I'm gonna get me one of those there kids... um maybe not... I hear ya gotta feed em and then clean em...) So I have no one to be bitchy with, no one to share knowing glances with when we hear someone say something we deem completely incorrect/unacceptable/intolerable.

And...
- There is no N@ on the radio!

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Now I knew there'd be no Kelli today. I was prepared for that. Because of her absence I was REALLY COUNTING ON N@ to fill in the void that Kelli left... so needless to say I WAS NOT prepared for no N@ on the radio today.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she announced last week that she would not be in today, and if that's indeed the case I'll even share part of the blame, since I do not recall hearing it.

At the end of the day however... I simply was not ready for no N@ .

So there's some chick replacing N@ today and no offence to her but she's been on over an hour already and I don't know who she is and she's too damn perky. N@ is not perky... She's a lot of things, but I'd not say perky was one of em... She's a little high strung (which I appreciate) she's slightly bitter and caustic (in a nice was... if that's possible) She's downright hilarious... (Kelli and I can't wait to hear what Nat is gonna say next on the radio..) N@ makes me laugh with her own special brand of humour.... a brand I might add that very much enjoy... and would PAY for it, were it made available in other formats....

*sigh*

Please god... tomorrow I want Kelli and N@ back.