Showing posts with label USA sucks ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label USA sucks ass. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

mother-FUCK!

I mean...

seven minus one equals six.

OK, honestly, I don't know what the hell to say. There were three teams that ought to have left tonight :
Marie & Jonathan,
Jane & Tony
or Cameron & Edyta.

....but no. For some reason that was as shocking to Sabrina and Mark, all the other judges, including the other team in the bottom two (Cameron and Edyta) as well as all three judges, the hosts and the studio audience...
...it is Sabrina and Mark that are leaving...


...and as Mark Bergeron said, "I had you pegged to win this"... yea, me too...

All I can say, is...
What the fuck?!
What the fuck people?!
What the fuck?!
FUCK!

America, I hold you personally responsible.
Consider yourself bitch-slapped.

And even though, this means I've already lost my bet with Ma Horton, I'll support her choice and will vote for Mel and Maksim. They were my second choise anyhoo.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

And then there were five...

I swear I could just be sick!

America. Yeah I'm talking to you. YOU SUCK!

Look. Every SANE person that is watching the show, and even Billy Ray himself knew it was time that HE was voted off. Hell, he did all he could to get eliminated, his scores spoke VOLUMES. You could even see the disappointment in his face when John and Edyta's names were called instead of his! But alas, it is true America, I forget just how truly STUPID you are. You wouldn't know a good preformance it it bit you on your super-sized ass! Well I'm sorry, but a couple of shuffles of your lead feet, and 3 pelvic thrusts does not a dance make.

There is no reason why Billy Ray should still be on the show! NONE! Oh wait, I'm sorry... there IS one reason.... because you, America, SUCK. You SUCK big time! You suck worse than Basic Instinct II.

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John, Edyta. I just want you to both know that I voted for you. I didn't think it was your time.


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You know... at this point, and God help us, but I wouldn't be surprised if Billy Ray makes it through again next week. I shudder at the very thought. But then as Dr Phil says... 'Past behavior is a good indicator of future behavior' and one thing we know for sure is that you America, do NOT learn from History or your mistakes.

AMERICA, YOU SUCK!

YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Misster Kitty is NOT HAPPY!

I only saw the first 20 mins of Dancing With the Stars tonight. We got called into an emergency Condo Association meeting.

Fuck!
Oh yea, I said it... FUCK!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

At least I got to see my Joey kick some more dancing booty! (god! he's too damn cute for words!) Then I saw Heather.. *YAWN* And I got to see the re-cap at the end...

That's it!
That's all!

(sorry Ma, no step by step critique tonite...)
I even went to watch it online but apparently you can only view the full episode if you are in the USA. Hey USA, you SUCK ASS! and ABC.. you suck ass too!
I'm REALLY NOT HAPPY!!!
So screw it...
I'm voting blind...
Poo!