Let Them Eat Cake

Shopping High

Whilst promenading through the Gaybourhood today, we stopped to peruse the fine merchandise at Priape.. and what to my wandering eyes did appear, but these Absofuckinglutely Fabulous knickers.


"Oh sales-boy, be a love and ring these up.
Thanks ever so!"

Beware. The hIDES of... April

Leopard Print.
The Musical.

The Beat...




The Melody...




The Dance Number...

Beware. The hIDES of... March

She

Andrea "Edith Prickley" Martin


He

Hugh Jackman


It

Leopard Print upholstered Cadillac

Beware. The hIDES of... January

Beware the hIDES will be a monthly post showcasing what is in my humble opinion is intergalacticly divine... Leopard Print.

...but I don't take myself or the Leopard TOO seriously, lets face it,not everyone can pull off a Leopard Print outfit as stunningly or as fabulously as my soul sister Mitzi, or yours truly... but you can try...

So on the Ides of each month I'll post a pick or two in 3 categories:
Glamour Puss, BeefCake and CheeseCake...

Glamour Puss: Divine divas festooned in spotted glamour

BeefCake: Slabs of Man Meat clad in the Print of the Gods

CheeseCake: Things that make you go Hmmmmmmm

- - - - -

Glammour Puss


Miss Josephine Baker.
Glamerous.
Exotic.


BeefCake


...sometimes less is indeed more. Much MUCH more.


CheeseCake


Oh Britney,
I'll hit you baby one more time...
Possibly non-stop unless you promise to never do this again...

Dear Santa...

Since you're still accepting letters for the nice n' naughty, I figure I may as well go all in...

You're the best.
Thanks Santa!

Misster-Kitty

Dear Santa...

Silly Kitty...

When I sent the last letter, with requests of some new rags to don, I totally forgot that Kitty needs a new pair of shoes. Feel free to choose from the following...

Love you,
Mean it.

Misster-Kitty.

Dear Santa...

Here's just a few other items you may wish to consider... a few gorgeous little things to make Misster-Kitty Pretty...

Some sunglasses...

A lovely neck tie...



A wrist-watch... wantwantwant!



Some new knickers...



Some lounge wear...



A new shirt...



A Smoking Jacket (for lounge parties of course)...



A new coat. OMG! I WANT THIS COAT!...



And some new stink...



Love you Santa.
Kiss kiss,

Misster-Kitty.

Santas with Flair

WANT

... not necessarily Brian Setzer or his Orchestra... but certainly one of the Orchestra's Jackets and Setzer's tails aw well!

What the Hell?!?!

Ok so I should probably explain...

Why I'm here?

I already have a website. Actually my partner Didier and I have a website; but that's about US and well, quite frankly this is all about ME... well ok, more precisely it's all about the old lady in my head. I like to call her Kitty. Imagine 'Sophia' from the 'Golden Girls' throw in a little 'Karen Walker' from 'Will & Grace' and 'Estelle Costanza' from 'Seinfeld'...and you've got Kitty. She's old, senile, drunk and loud. She's quite often internally commenting on people she sees on the Metro, Bus, walking down the street, things on TV, and so on.

So I thought this would be a good outlet for her... and even possibly a little entertaining for y'all.

OK, no really, Why am I here?

No seriously, what I'm saying above is the truth. That, and I've spent the last few days reading other peoples blogs; Nat Lauzon , her Mother Ma Horton and a few others... I had never really given much time to Blogs before, but then after reading theirs I was inspired, and thought, "Hell, I could do this. It could be fun." Leave my mark, er, um, Kitty's mark on the web.

Look, all you REALLY have to understand is that I/we LIVE for Leopard print. I cant explain it, but it's REAL and it's DEEP. I can spot an item in Leopard print at 50 paces, be it coat, a scarf, a piece of furniture, a candle holder or a pencil. Not only does this mother have Gay-dar. (All us fags come equipped) but I also have Leopard-dar , otherwise known as Leo-dar. If you can grasp that Leopard print is more a lifestyle, a way of life, then the rest will fall into place...

That's all I'm gonna say for now because, well, quite frankly; it's late, I'm tired, I don't even know if this will post right, and well.... that danish I had today has finally decided to kick in!