Electoral Auction
To:
Stephen Harper, Conservative Party of Canada
Stéphane Dion, Liberal Party of Canada
Jack Layton, New Democratic Party of Canada
Gilles Duceppe, Bloc Québecois
Elizabeth May, Green Party of Canada
[Insert your name here], ________ Party of Canada
I would like to take this opportunity to open up my vote to all Parties running candidates in the riding of “Laurier – Ste-Marie”, in the upcoming 40th General Election of Canada on October 14th 2008.
Seeing as you all seem to think that Canadian voters can be bought, I may as well feed your delusion. (and make a few bucjs at the same time) To that end, I am now currently accepting bids and will give my vote to the party that bids the highest on the auction.
Bidding opens at $21136.06 *
All bids accepted.
No reasonable offer refused.
Bid now.
Bid often.
Auction closes at Midnight on Monday October 13th 2008.
Thanking you in advance,
Shawn
PS: the winning bid should submit payment by Money Order made payable to CASH.
Stephen Harper, Conservative Party of Canada
Stéphane Dion, Liberal Party of Canada
Jack Layton, New Democratic Party of Canada
Gilles Duceppe, Bloc Québecois
Elizabeth May, Green Party of Canada
[Insert your name here], ________ Party of Canada
I would like to take this opportunity to open up my vote to all Parties running candidates in the riding of “Laurier – Ste-Marie”, in the upcoming 40th General Election of Canada on October 14th 2008.
Seeing as you all seem to think that Canadian voters can be bought, I may as well feed your delusion. (and make a few bucjs at the same time) To that end, I am now currently accepting bids and will give my vote to the party that bids the highest on the auction.
Bidding opens at $21136.06 *
All bids accepted.
No reasonable offer refused.
Bid now.
Bid often.
Auction closes at Midnight on Monday October 13th 2008.
Thanking you in advance,
Shawn
PS: the winning bid should submit payment by Money Order made payable to CASH.
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* Calculated from the recent Ford Canada bailout by Stephen Harper, the Conservative Party of Canada and their minority Government. 80 million divided over five years and then divided again by 757 (the number of employees at the plant in question). By my calculation this is as good a starting bid as any.
