The complete cast for Dancing Season Nine:
First, the snooze-fest...
Tom DeLay, former Republican congressman
I vote he will be the first to go!
Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboy
Natalie Coughlin, U.S. Olympic swimmer
Louie Vito, snowboarder
Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champ
I despise the Athlete factor on this show.
OK, HERE is where it starts to get good...
Mark Dacascos, Iron Chef personality
I guess hosting a food network show gets you at least in the D-List... He might be a dark horse here...
She could be a lot of fun...
Kathy Ireland, former supermodel-turned-businesswoman
"turned-businesswoman" I had no idea!
Melissa Joan Hart, actress
UGH! you know Bruno is gonna go all "Enchantress", "Bewitching", "Magical" yadda yadda yadda...
Ashley Hamilton, actor, comedian, singer-songwriter
Who? Oh like I care... LOOK at those eyes!
Debi Mazar, actress
She's just batshit crazy enough to be enjoyable I think...
Joanna Krupa, model and actress
She reminds me of Nina Arsenault a famous trannie in Toronto... Other than that... I have no idea who she is...
Hey... 'Miracles happen'
Aaron Carter, singer
He'll get all the tween and teenage girl votes... and will likely manage to go to the top 4 completely without merit...
Donny Osmond, singer
As if this was really a surprise... The important question here is will he repeat his sisters fainting spell... I say YES but on purpose as a way of milking a cheap gag to avoid the judges comments...
But of ALL the contestants, IF I watch it will be because of this lovely lady right here...
Macy Gray, singer
And what the fuck is up with that wig?!
This is casting genius... cast a stoner singer who can barely stand at best in a dancing competition... I don't know who chose here, but can I just say... BRAVO!
See y'all on Sept 21st!