Monday, August 17, 2009

Could it be?

Could Dancing With the Stars possibly win me back?!

The complete cast for Dancing Season Nine:


First, the snooze-fest...

Tom DeLay, former Republican congressman

I vote he will be the first to go!



Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboy



Natalie Coughlin, U.S. Olympic swimmer



Louie Vito, snowboarder



Chuck Liddell, ultimate fighting champ


I despise the Athlete factor on this show.


OK, HERE is where it starts to get good...


Mark Dacascos, Iron Chef personality

I guess hosting a food network show gets you at least in the D-List... He might be a dark horse here...




Kelly Osbourne, reality star

She could be a lot of fun...


Kathy Ireland, former supermodel-turned-businesswoman

"turned-businesswoman" I had no idea!


Melissa Joan Hart, actress

UGH! you know Bruno is gonna go all "Enchantress", "Bewitching", "Magical" yadda yadda yadda...


Ashley Hamilton, actor, comedian, singer-songwriter

Who? Oh like I care... LOOK at those eyes!


Debi Mazar, actress

She's just batshit crazy enough to be enjoyable I think...


Joanna Krupa, model and actress

She reminds me of Nina Arsenault a famous trannie in Toronto... Other than that... I have no idea who she is...


Mya, singer
Hey... 'Miracles happen'


Aaron Carter, singer

He'll get all the tween and teenage girl votes... and will likely manage to go to the top 4 completely without merit...


Donny Osmond, singer

As if this was really a surprise... The important question here is will he repeat his sisters fainting spell... I say YES but on purpose as a way of milking a cheap gag to avoid the judges comments...

But of ALL the contestants, IF I watch it will be because of this lovely lady right here...

Macy Gray, singer

I know, right?!

And what the fuck is up with that wig?!

This is casting genius... cast a stoner singer who can barely stand at best in a dancing competition... I don't know who chose here, but can I just say... BRAVO!

See y'all on Sept 21st!

5 comments:

Kevin said...

DEBI MAZAR! DEBI MAZAR! DEBI MAZAR! DEBI MAZAR! DEBI MAZAR! DEBI MAZAR!

Kevin said...

ps,
that chick TOTALLY looks like a Nina Arsenault separated at birth! And yet...

Misster Kitty said...

HEH! I know right?! I squealed when I saw Debi Mazar... and that would been enough for me right there.... but then Macy 'Sex-O-Matic Venus Freak' Gray was on the list too...

And I'm sorry but I can't wait for the moment when Macy finds Kelly Osbourne raiding her stash!

Upon further inspection Joanna Krupa's lips are not large enough nor is her nose stretched snuggly eenough across the face... but still, it's possible that Joanna's procedures are not yet complete...

Newsguy Bob said...

Donthca think Aaron Carter will get a lot of votes from, um, your side of the street/closet door?

Misster Kitty said...

BobbyKatz... he might get a few... from the Chicken Hawks... but he won't get mine! He's no Joey Fatone!