Another seal has been broken

We are another step closer to the Apocalypse, as yet another seal has been broken.

Seriously, is it not enough that the Spice Girls are back on tour? Do we REALLY need the New Kids on the Block back together as well?

Who's next?
...Color Me Badd?
...Tony! Toni! Toné!?
...Bell Biv Devoe?
...Menudo?
...the Vienna Boys Choir? (circa 1915)

When will the insanity end?

Don't be alarmed....

...but on my way to work this morning I saw a terrifying, super-natural, unexplained phenomenon.

When I looked up, unto the heavens, I saw something unfamiliar and strange... I froze in my tracks. It was large and round, and seemed to be ablaze with some cosmically destined intensity... an immense ball of fire, threatening to cook us all alive...

Was this a sign of the Apocalypse? Was this the beginning of the end?

...oh, wait... it was just the sun.

Nevermind.