...but on my way to work this morning I saw a terrifying, super-natural, unexplained phenomenon.
When I looked up, unto the heavens, I saw something unfamiliar and strange... I froze in my tracks. It was large and round, and seemed to be ablaze with some cosmically destined intensity... an immense ball of fire, threatening to cook us all alive...
Was this a sign of the Apocalypse? Was this the beginning of the end?
...oh, wait... it was just the sun.