Showing posts with label fucktarded. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fucktarded. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2009

Fuck You iTunes


As part of the collection of Didier's Birthday gifts, back on the 12th, I gave the Mister a $25.00 gift certificate to the iTunes store. With the MAIN intent of his downloading the new version 3 software and then whatever the hell else he wanted. A couple days later I received one in kind for the anniversary. That now gives us BOTH $25 in our iTune Accounts and when you deduct the $9.99 from them for the cost of the Software upgrade, that still leaves us both with $15.01... or so we would have thought.

See, each time for the past fucking month when I open my iTunes to mix up my iTouch music you are promptly taken to the iTunes store where they tell you about all the fun and fabulous thing you can do once you take the upgrade. BUY BUY BUY they say and you know what we WANT TO but we can't.

WHY can't we. Well I'll tell you WHY... Because even though on the gift cards it simply says:
1) Open iTunes
2) Click on Redeem
3) Scratch off label and enter code.
4) Download your entertainment and enjoy.

NO WHERE on my card does it say, "but not for the things you REALLY want and need like software upgrades, or apps... because, NOPE you CAN'T BUY APPS or SOFTWARE UPGRADES through iTunes" with that lovely balance on your account. Even thought that is EXACTLY where you MUST purchase them from...

It's in the fantastically SMALL PRINT on the website help page where it tells you that it's not good for software. Fuckwads!

Nice fucking scam you got going on there you peice of shit mother fucking money grubbing asstards!

At the bottom of the back of the gift card it says "Don't steal music" Oh! You mean like you just fucking stole $25 from each of us.

This is EXACTLY WHY I download music and will continue to do so, because the supposedly honest and upright places are just as sleazy and thieving.

So, dear iTunes Store you can suck my sweaty ball sack.

Monday, June 22, 2009

You can't spell Twitter without TWIT

I'm sure you've all heard about Perez Hilton's claims of being attacked by Black Eyed Peas' singer Will.I.Am and how TWICE he TWITTERED that he was attacked and that he needed help...

I am sure I am not the only person to now, more than ever consider him a total fucktard.

You 'claim' you've been attacked and that you're bleeding... and you have the time to post to your TWITTER account TWICE about the situation, including a request for help, but you're too fucktarded to call the cops on your own?! I am sure even the most adept texter would have taken some time to be able to text in both 'updates' as opposed to the what? 1/5 of a second to dial 9-1-1

I doubt that his claims are even true, but if they are, can I just say, "Thank you" to Will.I.Am or whomever took the time to bitchslap Perez and further request that he be a little more thoroughly next time and complete the task at hand by thinning the heard.