Monday, June 22, 2009

You can't spell Twitter without TWIT

I'm sure you've all heard about Perez Hilton's claims of being attacked by Black Eyed Peas' singer Will.I.Am and how TWICE he TWITTERED that he was attacked and that he needed help...

I am sure I am not the only person to now, more than ever consider him a total fucktard.

You 'claim' you've been attacked and that you're bleeding... and you have the time to post to your TWITTER account TWICE about the situation, including a request for help, but you're too fucktarded to call the cops on your own?! I am sure even the most adept texter would have taken some time to be able to text in both 'updates' as opposed to the what? 1/5 of a second to dial 9-1-1

I doubt that his claims are even true, but if they are, can I just say, "Thank you" to Will.I.Am or whomever took the time to bitchslap Perez and further request that he be a little more thoroughly next time and complete the task at hand by thinning the heard.


Maria said...

I was thinking the same thing when I heard his interview on Virgin radio. Are his 30 seconds not up
Y-E-T? If not, can someone please bitchslap him for the next 29 seconds so that he can have something else to bitch about!
Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzz some people have way too much crap to complain about.

Fergie should poke his eyes out with her stilettos.


am i glad to hear others say what i've been thinking all along. perz is WAAAAAY overrated & gets on my nerves. as for twitter, what a nonsense!! who cares?!! as for the two together: human idiocy personnified! some people should be restricted from certain sources of communication, they're polluting it.
oh! did i mention i don't like perez???
can i wear the stilettos & do the deed???

mrpeenee said...

I'm sure if The Gays took up a collection to make him just go away, we could probably top what Obama and McCain raked in together.

xup said...

This is actually what he's claiming? I couldn't make sense of it when i read about it..huh? I kept thinking -- he's on twitter about getting attacked? Asking for help? That can't be right. Maybe the ratings need a boost?