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Monday, March 10, 2008

You can call me Reverend.

OK, so I'm really not sure where this will all go, and I need to investigate the laws to see what if anything I can do within Canada, more specifically Québec, but as of today, March 10th 2008, I have been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.

My official title is now Rev. Ellis.

...so I guess now I have to re-think that whole sneezing/bless-you brouhaha back the other week. When I bless you now... boy howdy.. am I blessing ya!

And who knows... if N@ ever makes an honest man of Corn, maybe I can preside over the ceremony. ...can't you just see me now in a head-to-toe leopard print vestment with a real dog collar.

Go in peace my children.