Monday, March 10, 2008

You can call me Reverend.

OK, so I'm really not sure where this will all go, and I need to investigate the laws to see what if anything I can do within Canada, more specifically Québec, but as of today, March 10th 2008, I have been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.

My official title is now Rev. Ellis.

...so I guess now I have to re-think that whole sneezing/bless-you brouhaha back the other week. When I bless you now... boy howdy.. am I blessing ya!

And who knows... if N@ ever makes an honest man of Corn, maybe I can preside over the ceremony. ...can't you just see me now in a head-to-toe leopard print vestment with a real dog collar.

Go in peace my children.

17 comments:

JB said...

Considering your preferences... Wouldn't you rather be called Sister Ellis?

;-)

JB said...

Sister Misster?

Misster Sister?

...much catchier, I think.

Misster Kitty said...

Hmmm Sister Kitty is nice...

I figured if Kathy Griffin could do it... why couldn't I?!

Maria said...

I don't even know what to say.

WOW a minister? So, you can marry people in Cali but not in Quebec yet?

Misster Kitty said...

Well in most US states it seems and in canada but it's a question of paper work... gonna take some investigation. Fun tho, no?

Newsguy Bob said...

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
ARMAGEDDON HAS ARRIVED -- AND IT'S WEARING FAUX LEOPARD PRINT!

Cheryl (a.k.a Sherri, and vice-versa) said...

Does this also mean you can absolve people? Perform exorcisms? Run a bingo hall in your basement?

Misster Kitty said...

NGB, don't make me put on my Smite Shoes...

Misster Kitty said...

I've kinda already preformed an excorcism; been there, done that...

...a bingo hall? Hm... that's got possibilities... only problem is I'm in a top floor Condo... no basement... If I can use yours I'll cut you in....

Maria said...

OMG you've performed an exorcism??
I am scared of spirts and ghosts and stuff like as you are already aware of, so I am not even gonna ask any questions except... was it like a Linda Blair kind of exorcism?? Thats freaking me out just thinking about it.

Misster Kitty said...

well it wan't an actual exorcism ... lets just say I was under daemon attack and I won...

Newsguy Bob said...

Oy, what about circumcision?

Misster Kitty said...

je pense pas...

Maria said...

I SURE HOPE NOT!!

TICKLEBEAR said...

he'd probably do the circumcision with his teeth...
;)~
how about an outdoor bingo, up on the terrasse, in the summer?
:D~

Newsguy Bob said...

Those smite shoes you mention... I presume they're a FAB-YOO-LUSS pair of leopard skin pumps, right?

Misster Kitty said...

TB... outdoor bingo... That's a bit of a plan... it also gets me around the whole no smoking issue... cause you know... bingo halls and chain smoking... like while on rice....


NGB... NATCH!