Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Dear Heather

Suck it up, buttercup.

Take the 25 MILLION Pounds (33 Million Euro, 50 Million Dollars) be grateful, and move the *bleep* on.

I'd have been MORE than happy to get boned by an ex-Beatle for 5 years and come out of it with that kind of cha-ching, been more gracious, and spent far less time crying to the media about it... but then I guess I'm just more of a Lady than you are.

Bitch, please.

Not impressed,
Misster-Kitty

8 comments:

Ma Horton said...

Now this post is why I relate so well to you ..5O million and SEX with Paul ..is there a heaven ?
Let it be , Heather .

John Mielke Photography said...

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want MONEY (That's what I want)

- Beatles - 1963
- Heather Mills - 2008

Misster Kitty said...

Personally I always had more of a thing for Georgie. *SIGH* but then there were obstacles...

the age difference of course: 26 years...

he was straight...

and of naturally now he's deceased. (That's certainly another snag.)

Course, I'd suffer the 5 years with Ringo now... for that kind of spare change.

Newsguy Bob said...

So true. Many straight guys I work with admitted that they would have sex with Paul McCartney for 50 million dollars.
I get a feeling that Lady Heather got exactly what she set out to get, when she first hooked up with Sir Paul. She comes across as such a whining gold-digger.
I'd love to hear what Stella thinks of this whole thing.

Misster Kitty said...

Oh I am sure Stella is on board with us...

Jerome said...

Personally I enjoyed hearing her say something along the lines of "I guess he's happy to fly A Class while his daughter flies B Class."

Um ... with 43 million, I'm pretty sure you can still fly A Class.

Misster Kitty said...

Oh sure... one way London to New York...

XUP said...

Stella has been trying to out Heather as a goldigger and con from day one -- quite vocally and in the media. Heather has engaged in some iffy practices with charities she was supposed to be funding and has been making off with Paul's money in all sorts of other interesting and fraudulant ways since the beginning over which Stella has been trying to nail her. The judge mentioned it all in his summation the other day.