Come to me Maks!

You might recall that back on January 5th I sadly announced the upcoming nuptuals of DWtS hunka hunka Maksim Chmerkovskiy and two-bit skank bitch whore Karina Smirnoff... Well my soul sistah - Yolanda just sent me the most blessed news... the wedding is off.

So it looks like I'm back in love with Maks.

Come to me darling I'll make it all better... and lose the towel!

You say Bride-to-be, I say Skank

You say Engagement, I say Enragement.

You know, you THINK you know someone. And you THINK that there’s got to be SOME truth to stereotypes. Well I’m 0 for 2 at this moment.

A friend of mine sent a message to me yesterday (that I just got this am) indicating that my future ex boyfriend, DWtS hunka hunka Maksim Chmerkovskiy and two-bit skank bitch whore Karina Smirnoff are somehow engaged.

This just CANNOT BE. This is wrong and if it’s the last thing I do, I will save poor Maks from a life of unendurable hell with that Ukrainian trollop. It’s obvious he’s been forced into this. Initial information coming in, indicates Smirnoff has ties to the Russian Mob. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’

I have already drained all the Smirnoff Vodka down the toilet (which is where Smirnoff deserves to be) and will boycott the brand -even if there is no connection; it’s the principle.

In the mean time I urge ALL DwtS fans to ensure no support is given to Karina Skankoff in the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars… scheduled to start March 9th.

And, rest assured if I uncover any other incriminating information about this.

You know what today is?

Ok YES, it's the first day of Autumn, which as we all know is just a momentary stepping stone to Winter and SNOW so, yea, I'm all up in dat!

...but no! today is something far more important... something, more than snow (SHUT UP, I KNOW!) I'd far more like to 'get up in'...

MAKS IS BACK!



Maksim Chmerkovskiy
*sigh*



Dancing with the Stars starts tonight with Season #7.

And just so there's no confusion on the matter... hands off betches, Maks is mine, all mine I tell you! MINE!

three minus one minus one equals one

Well, America got it half right tonight...

The first to go was Maria and Jonothan...

Marie WAS entertaining, but she was not an dancer. What she WAS, was a liiiiiiiiiiiiiittle too cocky last night and tonight, and I think that she turned off a few too many of her fans, not to mention the eepy-cray doll dance last night.

And then Céline yadda yadda...

And then review and recap and review and recap and review and recap and review and recap...

And HO-LEE KRAP! how amazing were Sabrina and Mark again tonight.

And then Céline again yadda yadda yadda...

And then review and recap and review ...

And then the moment of truth...

and MY Mel and Maks...

...were eliminated. Although they too, like Sabrina and Mark, Joey and Kym are true Dancing with the Stars - Stars.

And there we have the crowned winners of the season... Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough. Kudos to them...

The ONLY concrete conclusion I can make from all of this (last season and this) is that MA and me are cursed. We are jinxed. Last season and this, our fav pairs failed to make it to the trophy. We both came close, but alas no cigars...

Close only counts in horse-shoes and hand-grenades... so Ma, what do you want to try next? Horse-Shoes or Hand Grenades?

Until next season...