Monday, January 5, 2009

You say Bride-to-be, I say Skank

You say Engagement, I say Enragement.

You know, you THINK you know someone. And you THINK that there’s got to be SOME truth to stereotypes. Well I’m 0 for 2 at this moment.

A friend of mine sent a message to me yesterday (that I just got this am) indicating that my future ex boyfriend, DWtS hunka hunka Maksim Chmerkovskiy and two-bit skank bitch whore Karina Smirnoff are somehow engaged.

This just CANNOT BE. This is wrong and if it’s the last thing I do, I will save poor Maks from a life of unendurable hell with that Ukrainian trollop. It’s obvious he’s been forced into this. Initial information coming in, indicates Smirnoff has ties to the Russian Mob. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’

I have already drained all the Smirnoff Vodka down the toilet (which is where Smirnoff deserves to be) and will boycott the brand -even if there is no connection; it’s the principle.

In the mean time I urge ALL DwtS fans to ensure no support is given to Karina Skankoff in the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars… scheduled to start March 9th.

And, rest assured if I uncover any other incriminating information about this.


Newsguy Bob said...

Engaged in what? Does your info specifically state "engaged to be married"?

Misster Kitty said...

Saddly yes, marriage...


time to grab your leopard stole & fly off to his rescue.
but i dare say the distillerie has absolutly nothing to do. an unfortunate coincidence. is she a mail order bride? perhaps she's only there to cover another "kind" of situation??? there may still be some hope!!
am i fashionably late, or simply late???
happy new year!!!

Misster Kitty said...

It's never too late to wish a Happy New Year! so HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Mitzi said...

Happy New Year Kitty

libhom said...

I guess I'm lucky that Maksim Chmerkovskiy doesn't do that much for me.

Misster Kitty said...

YES! count yourself lucky!