Killer Panda
I swear, you can't make this sorta stuff up...
Gu Gu the panda mauls third tourist in 2 years
I think what stands out most for me in this article is just how STUPID the people in Beijing are...
"A panda at the Beijing zoo bit his third tourist in two years -- and this time, his jaws had to be forced open to free the man, who jumped in to retrieve his son's toy."
"Gu Gu first made news in 2007 when he bit a drunken tourist who jumped into his pen and tried to hug him. The tourist retaliated by biting the panda in the back."
"In October, Gu Gu viciously bit a teenager who climbed into his exercise area out of curiosity."
Um... here's a thought... Don't go in the enclosure with a man eating Panda...
Gu Gu the panda mauls third tourist in 2 years
I think what stands out most for me in this article is just how STUPID the people in Beijing are...
"A panda at the Beijing zoo bit his third tourist in two years -- and this time, his jaws had to be forced open to free the man, who jumped in to retrieve his son's toy."
"Gu Gu first made news in 2007 when he bit a drunken tourist who jumped into his pen and tried to hug him. The tourist retaliated by biting the panda in the back."
"In October, Gu Gu viciously bit a teenager who climbed into his exercise area out of curiosity."
Um... here's a thought... Don't go in the enclosure with a man eating Panda...
2 comments:
Yeah and then they have the nerve to bitch about being bitten.
Geez.
Manhattan is getting so swamped with foreign tourists taking advantage of our worthless dollar that it can be hard to get anywhere on the sidewalks in certain parts of town. I'm starting to empathize with Gu Gu.
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