It's Official

My new boss is a tool.

Now THAT is funny...

I admit I pinched this from N@ but I think EVERYONE has gotta see this...

and just in case...

...you're not up on all the other gays out there... here's a short list of others you may be shocked to know are/were homosexualists...

kd lang (shocked? me too, considering she's Miss Chatelaine and all)

Melissa Etheridge (no really! she's gay!)

Ellen Degeneres (funny AND gay? it can't be!)

Portia de Rossi (but she's pretty?! Guilt by association... and um, gay marriage)

Rosie o'Donnell (Ok, technically, she's not gay, but her girlfriend is)

Elton John (so THAT'S what the song Rocketman is all about? Hnn, I never knew!)

George Michael (and here I thought he was only a druggie?!)

the Pet Shop Boys (They have an exclusivity supply agreement to Richard Gere. heh)

Eurasure (trust me)

Lance Bass (Well obviously)

Rupert Everett (WOW! and here I thought all that refined femininity was because he was British?!)

Dolce & Gabanna (and? AND?! Dolce, ok sure! but GABANNA too!!!)

Boy George (There's something up with that name George)

Neil Patrick Harris (OMG! They got Doogie Howser!)

Freddy Mercury (well that's a given, his band's name was QUEEN, ok, fine)

Liberace (I shit you not!)

And in no particular order a few others you may or may not have heard of. This is obviously not a complete list of all the gays out there... this is more or less just to bring you up to speed a little...

Alan Cumming
Alexander the Great
Alexis Arquette
Alice B. Toklas
Andy Warhol
Angela Davis
ANT
Aristotle
ayem8e
Barney Frank
Billie Jean King
Carson Kressley
Charles Laughton
Christopher Isherwood
Christopher Marlowe
Christopher Rice
Clive Barker
Cole Porter
Colette
E.M. Forster
Eleanor Roosevelt
Federico Garcia Lorca
Francis Bacon
Gertrude Stein
Greg Louganis
Hadrian
Hans Christian Andersen
Harvey Milk
Herman Melville
Ian McKellen
J. Edgar Hoover
James Baldwin
James Dean
Janis Joplin
Jean Cocteau
John Amaechi
John Waters
King Edward II
King James I
Lady Bunny
Leonard
Leonard Bernstein
Leonardo da Vinci
Lindsay Lohan
Lord Byron
Marcel Proust
Martina Navratilova
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio
Miss Coco Peru
Misster-Kitty
Mitzi
Montgomery Clift
Nate Berkus
Nathan Lane
Noel Coward
Oscar Wilde
Peter the Great
Rainer Maria Rilke
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Richard Hatch
Rock Hudson
Rudolf Nuryev
Rufus Wainwright
Saladin
Sappho
Shirley "Kevin" Heezgay
Socrates
T R Knight
T.E. Lawrence
Tchaikovsky
Tennessee Williams
the Notorious J*0*E
Truman Capote
Virginia Woolf
Walt Whitman
Whalen
Yukio Mishima

Oh shit, I almost forgot...

Siegfried and Roy and John

...maybe I just thought they were a given... there's always one or two in every group that just 'read'... ya know?

no shit!

This just in from the "Blatantly Obvious News department"...



Clay Aikin is Gay!!???!?!?!

I'm sorry I just cannot believe it! This is obviously a hate filled rumour being set forth by Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, oops, I mean John McCain and Sarah Palin and the Republican pary to disparage the image of masculinity and forthright heterosexuality that is Mr Clay Aikin. Shame on them! Shame on them and their political agenda.



SEE!?
He's BUTCH!

Just leave him the fuck alone!