Wednesday, September 24, 2008

and just in case...'re not up on all the other gays out there... here's a short list of others you may be shocked to know are/were homosexualists...

kd lang (shocked? me too, considering she's Miss Chatelaine and all)

Melissa Etheridge (no really! she's gay!)

Ellen Degeneres (funny AND gay? it can't be!)

Portia de Rossi (but she's pretty?! Guilt by association... and um, gay marriage)

Rosie o'Donnell (Ok, technically, she's not gay, but her girlfriend is)

Elton John (so THAT'S what the song Rocketman is all about? Hnn, I never knew!)

George Michael (and here I thought he was only a druggie?!)

the Pet Shop Boys (They have an exclusivity supply agreement to Richard Gere. heh)

Eurasure (trust me)

Lance Bass (Well obviously)

Rupert Everett (WOW! and here I thought all that refined femininity was because he was British?!)

Dolce & Gabanna (and? AND?! Dolce, ok sure! but GABANNA too!!!)

Boy George (There's something up with that name George)

Neil Patrick Harris (OMG! They got Doogie Howser!)

Freddy Mercury (well that's a given, his band's name was QUEEN, ok, fine)

Liberace (I shit you not!)

And in no particular order a few others you may or may not have heard of. This is obviously not a complete list of all the gays out there... this is more or less just to bring you up to speed a little...

Alan Cumming
Alexander the Great
Alexis Arquette
Alice B. Toklas
Andy Warhol
Angela Davis
Barney Frank
Billie Jean King
Carson Kressley
Charles Laughton
Christopher Isherwood
Christopher Marlowe
Christopher Rice
Clive Barker
Cole Porter
E.M. Forster
Eleanor Roosevelt
Federico Garcia Lorca
Francis Bacon
Gertrude Stein
Greg Louganis
Hans Christian Andersen
Harvey Milk
Herman Melville
Ian McKellen
J. Edgar Hoover
James Baldwin
James Dean
Janis Joplin
Jean Cocteau
John Amaechi
John Waters
King Edward II
King James I
Lady Bunny
Leonard Bernstein
Leonardo da Vinci
Lindsay Lohan
Lord Byron
Marcel Proust
Martina Navratilova
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio
Miss Coco Peru
Montgomery Clift
Nate Berkus
Nathan Lane
Noel Coward
Oscar Wilde
Peter the Great
Rainer Maria Rilke
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Richard Hatch
Rock Hudson
Rudolf Nuryev
Rufus Wainwright
Shirley "Kevin" Heezgay
T R Knight
T.E. Lawrence
Tennessee Williams
the Notorious J*0*E
Truman Capote
Virginia Woolf
Walt Whitman
Yukio Mishima

Oh shit, I almost forgot...

Siegfried and Roy and John

...maybe I just thought they were a given... there's always one or two in every group that just 'read'... ya know?


John said...

I didn't make the list. Wow. I need to make sure my membership fees are in good standing.

Misster Kitty said...

MY BAD... I shall remedy this post hast!

Misster Kitty said...


If I forgot anyone else, please forgive...

John said...

Right up there with Siegfried and Roy. I'm honoured, but not nearly as fabulous. ;)

Misster Kitty said...

OH PLEASE! You're gayer than god and you know it!

Mitzi said...

Liberace had a love for rings. Well I'm enjoying a spit roast between Kitty and Montgomery Clift.

Misster Kitty said...

Mmmmmmmm Mitzi Sandwich!

kevin is the new shirley said...

...and they say there's no gay mafia!

We are everywhere. And we're gonna getcha! hahahahahahaha...

SRSLY...we're coming.

Newsguy Bob said...

Heh-heh. Kitty said "Cocteau".

Misster Kitty said...

Kevin... or at the very least, we're breathing hard. heh

Honestly NGB... you're like 12 years old! ;-)

Newsguy Bob said...

I'm NEVER gonna grow up. My mom said I don't hafta!