Tuesday, September 16, 2008

back to my gray roots

I don't bitch about things as much as I used to... I miss that. And it's not that there's a lack of things to bitch about... and so...

Today's topic: Shit Music.

I'm not really sure if it's my age, kids today like the crap so the studios keep pumping it out or the studios create it and the kids today are too stupid to know better - which of course are one in the same. But jesus mary and joseph the music the last couple of years is really starting to snag my craw and I don't know how much more I can take before I start yelling at the radio... oh, wait, too late. In fact I'll even send in nasty, yet humorous emails to a particular radio station, that shall remain nameless - but you know who you are.

And hey, yes, I'll accept part of the blame because I continue to listen to that nameless 'top 40' station day after day... but in my defense it's because of the 80's 90's nooner, hosted by the terrifically talented and always witty N@. If it weren't for her show, and well, the fact that I'm too lazy - and just a little scared - to change or look for another station.

But c'mon people, what's with this crap music? And it's bad enough that the songs themselves are so repetitive, but they have to play/replay the song ad nausium throughout the day. And it's bad enough that the songs themselves are so repetitive, but they have to play/replay the song ad nausium throughout the day. And it's bad enough that the songs themselves are so repetitive, but they have to play/replay the song ad nausium throughout the day.

It seems to have started with Rhianna's Umbrella. (Hate it with a passion assion assion assion eh eh eh) Then there was that god-aweful Girlfriend from Avril Lavigne. Lately it's Metro Station with Shake Shake (I so want to effing shake shake them by the neck til they shake shake no more) and there's that heanous I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry, (which I rambled on a while ago back) add anything that was even remotely touched by Timbaland and soon my teeth ache from listening to it...

...and just who the HELL is this Divine Brown?! Wasn't she that 3rd class fugly hooker caught with Hugh Grant back in the day?

Don't even get me started with that skank Lady Gaga... and really... "Lady Gaga" First of all there's nothing Lady-like about her, the "gaga" part is accurate to a point because I want to cry when I hear her song.

And speaking of Skanks... what is with all the skanky looks ... the Pussycat Dolls, Girlicious, Lady Gaga you name em, they is skanky.

SKANKY CRAP MUSIC.
that is all...

19 comments:

Mitzi said...

I can't bare it when those cunts refer to themselves as "Artists" Michaelangelo was an artist, Turner was an artist, even Rolf Harris was an artist. You ARE NOT ARTISTS!!!!!!!! Your a lot of empty headheaded, vocals tweaked in the studio, talentless, skinny, orange, waste of flesh and organs...CUNTS! Look into your, teeny, anorexic drug damaged hearts... you know who you are...so fuck off and don't come back!

Misster Kitty said...

Now don't hold back Mitz.. heh!

I just cannot stomach it any more!

And it's 110% accurate when you say their 'talent' is all in the studio...

Mind you, I'd be interested just to see how *I* could sound if they took my voice away and replaced it with so much computer generared sound...

...course then I'd have to dress all slutty... but no, "I am a lady", I shant degrade myself.

Maria said...

I whole heartedly agree about ALL of the songs and music you mentioned... but c'mon you can not say that Nicole from The Pussycat Dolls is not ONE HOT GAL!! I am not even a fan of the 'pussy'cat dolls.

Misster Kitty said...

Maria... I think your lesbian slip is showing....

Maria said...

Yeah. First some strange woman is blowing me kisses telling me she loves me in the car next to me and now I think Nicole S is a HOT gal. I am in touch with my sexuality... what wrong with that? lol

Misster Kitty said...

In touch, or feeling experimental?!

Maria said...

In TOUCH!

Misster Kitty said...

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks.

Misster Kitty said...

but really Maria, there's no shame in it... I mean Sappho was a Greek... from the Isle of Lesbos... so really you're just fulfilling an ancestral pre-disposition to the darker if not more fabulous side...

Maria said...

OK Then in order to make my ancestors proud I will have to try the "other side" and at the same time hubby might get a kick out of it... 'two birds with one stone' comes to mind.

Hey thanks for getting me in touch with my 'other side' --- yeah. thanks.

Misster Kitty said...

If I can be of any assistance...

;-)

Maria said...

you mean 'of anymore assistance' --- ummmmmm don't you think you have done enough already?!

Misster Kitty said...

I give til it hurts baby!

Maria said...

ok your scaring me... stop it.
I have already learned enough about myself today.

I may even be into 'pain' because when you said 'hurts' I was slightly aroused. LOL

Misster Kitty said...

why you kinky little trollop!

Maria said...

trollop?? First time anyone has ever referred to me as a 'trollop' --- I like it!!

Misster Kitty said...

yea... I think you should just turn your kids over to protective services, buy yourself a latex catsuit and have at it....

Newsguy Bob said...

Meeerrrrrrrrrrrroooowwwww!

Kitty, that 80-something old Jewish lady really is coming out of you, or are you channelling your Nana?

Mitzi's mouth needs a date with a bar of soap. Potty mouth. Okay, so the words were typed, not spoken, but you know what I mean.

Maria's Hub is the luckiest guy in the world. Now she's talking about letting him watch her in a little girl-on-girl action. Are you sure you don't have a sister who's single, Maria? I would a bit o' THAT action!

Maria said...

Kitty: Nah,,, the kids are old enough to take care of themselves. Plus, hubby is home often - after all he is unionized, and you know how those union jobs can be?!

NGB: I don't have a sister, but I have a brother. Since we're being all kinky today ... knock yourself out!