Dancing [and yes, Singing] with my Predictions

Like Shirley MacLaine, I'm going Out On A Limb... and I'm going to make my personal predictions as to how tonight is going to go down.

Before I do, let me just say this; it's not personally how I want it to be, as I'm not particularly fond of any of the remaining Celebs. I wanted Marissa to win, cause Big Girls are Beautiful (jeeze I'm channelling Mika tonight too...) But since I can't have it my way, this is what we're left with...

Jason will be cut first, leaving...




And then, for better or for worse, but mostly because of countless thousands of women and gay men, we'll be left with...

At least that's how I see it, but then, who knows... cause as I recall the judges get the final say..., in which case...

Like I've said before, I think the judges (excluding Len) are complete and total twats.

So lets see what's gonna happen...

And for those of you watching American Idol (and seriously, it's not like it's any better) I'm predicting ...

...David Cookchuleta will win.

Seriously, I haven't a clue, nor do I care, but I thought I ought to try and reach out to you AI lovers... after all you put up with my endless ramblings re: DwtS.

So no matter what your addiction... D-List celebs schlepping their groove-thangs, or fresh chickens clucking their own anthems, may the best man, woman or she-man win.