Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Dancing [and yes, Singing] with my Predictions

Like Shirley MacLaine, I'm going Out On A Limb... and I'm going to make my personal predictions as to how tonight is going to go down.

Before I do, let me just say this; it's not personally how I want it to be, as I'm not particularly fond of any of the remaining Celebs. I wanted Marissa to win, cause Big Girls are Beautiful (jeeze I'm channelling Mika tonight too...) But since I can't have it my way, this is what we're left with...


Jason will be cut first, leaving...




And then, for better or for worse, but mostly because of countless thousands of women and gay men, we'll be left with...


At least that's how I see it, but then, who knows... cause as I recall the judges get the final say..., in which case...



Like I've said before, I think the judges (excluding Len) are complete and total twats.

So lets see what's gonna happen...

And for those of you watching American Idol (and seriously, it's not like it's any better) I'm predicting ...


...David Cookchuleta will win.

Seriously, I haven't a clue, nor do I care, but I thought I ought to try and reach out to you AI lovers... after all you put up with my endless ramblings re: DwtS.

So no matter what your addiction... D-List celebs schlepping their groove-thangs, or fresh chickens clucking their own anthems, may the best man, woman or she-man win.

5 comments:

Misster Kitty said...

Well, what do I know?! 20 mins in and I'm completely off the charts.

What-ev...

Maria said...

I am going with David Cook!! I think he has OUMPH!!

Misster Kitty said...

If you say so... I honestly don't know either way. I've never seen them or heard them sing...

Newsguy Bob said...

I'm afraid the bubble gum voting factor is going to tip things in David "Oh Gosh" Archuleta's favour. I'll begrudgingly admit that he probably did perform better last night, but at this point, I really think the popularity factor trumps everything else.

I'm in a quandary wrapped in a dilemma. While the finale is on tonight, so is the season finale of LOST. So here's my plan: Tape LOST, and try to catch the end of AI at work. After all, it's really the last few minutes of AI that really matter. The rest is atrocious musical numbers and so on.

Misster Kitty said...

TUT TUT my furry friend.

Lost's season finale is NEXT thursday (2 hours)

...on TV tonight is the 1 hour Ugly Betty season finale and the 2 hour Grey's Anatomy season finale.

...so you can over dose on david and david tonight.