four minus one equals three

Well it had to either be Jennie and Derek or Maria and Jonathan that went home tonight, but in retrospect I think I'd have preferred it was Helio and Julianne...

alas it was....

Jennie and Derek.

Ultimately though it really could have been any of the others, last night was very close.

And so... going into the finals we have:
-Mel and Maksim (My preferred)
-Maria and Jonathan (the black horse if I dare say it)
and
-Helio and Julianne

Entertainmentwise, tonight was pretty good as well. Michael Flatley is, aside from being a pompous conceited jackass, an incredible dancer and choreographer. And his performance tonight was awesome. (Not sure I got the Airline Pilot uniforms though)

And our wee little Avril Lavigne... Well I have to give it to her, she was quite good live, a veritable M*th*rf*ck*ng Princess. Personally though I don't care for her latest single, it's anything but Hot.

And how about Sabrina and and Mark. HOO-LEE SHIIIIIIT! How bloody incredible are they? I'm sure all four remaining couples were sighing with relief that Sabrina is no longer in the competition, because that was too incredible for words... Easily a perfect score of 30, if they had have been judged. I only wish they had talked to them after their dance...

So that's just about it... 2 more nights and it's over...

Whatever will I do,
whatever shall I watch...

Frankly my Dear, I'll find a show.

mother-FUCK!

I mean...

seven minus one equals six.

OK, honestly, I don't know what the hell to say. There were three teams that ought to have left tonight :
Marie & Jonathan,

Jane & Tony

or Cameron & Edyta.

....but no. For some reason that was as shocking to Sabrina and Mark, all the other judges, including the other team in the bottom two (Cameron and Edyta) as well as all three judges, the hosts and the studio audience...

...it is Sabrina and Mark that are leaving...

...and as Mark Bergeron said, "I had you pegged to win this"... yea, me too...

All I can say, is...
What the fuck?!
What the fuck people?!
What the fuck?!
FUCK!

America, I hold you personally responsible.
Consider yourself bitch-slapped.

And even though, this means I've already lost my bet with Ma Horton, I'll support her choice and will vote for Mel and Maksim. They were my second choise anyhoo.