Ok I don't know why I'm focusing on Sarah Palin so much lately... it's not like I'm American and am trying to make an informed vote. (personally I'd write in vote for Dolly Parton if I COULD vote there) I think it's just because I love me some grade-A nuts and she is CHOCK-FULL!
Then add in that I'm not really a fan of David Letterman either, (ah, but then it's his writers that do the Top Ten lists not him)
I heard a tape of this Top Ten list while getting ready for work, on the radio, and it tickled me deep down:
Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin.
(Presented by residents of Wasilla, Alaska.)
TEN
Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain "grandpa"
(Interior Designer, May-Lynn Pauling)
NINE
She stole that sexy librarian look from me(Grasshopper Aviation Pilot, Dave Glenn)
EIGHT
Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown
(General Manager of a Mexican Restaurant, Jerry Ochoa)
SEVEN
Does great impression of Tina Fey
(Banker and Race Car Driver, Erika Bills)
SIX
Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky(Private Music Teacher, Ana Hartman)
FIVE
Working on "Knight Rider" spin-off about a talking snowmobile(Virtual Golf-Shooting Range Owner, Calvin Culverwell)
FOUR
Favorite book? "Late Show Fun Facts" -- available at fine stores everywhere(Flight Paramedic, Steven Heyano)
THREE
Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull
(Dental Hygenist, Kathy McCone)
TWO
To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes(Deputy Mayor and Chiropractor, Kris Larson)
ONE
Only person I know who's not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney(From the Wasilla Chamber of Commerce, Lyn Carden)
