Monday, December 3, 2007

Get a clue, got a clue.

Get a clue.
- Chiquita 'walking' in front of me, on the way to the metro. Now I'm sure those 3 inch stiletto heel boots you had on are totally hawt, but one thing they are not is appropriate winter apparel. Especially during... a snow storm. And yet you wonder why your sorry ass practically flipped over your head (no hat I might add. I can only imagine what all that snow did to the product in your hair!) as you wiped out at the corner.

Got a clue.
- The mommy pulling her kid in a red wagon with runners, outside of Cremazie Metro.

Get a clue.
- The guy at Cremazie Metro wearing cut off track pants. Catch pneumonia and die already. Idiot!

Got a clue.
- Someone stocked the office kitchenette with hot chocolate. And this morning was SO the perfect Hot Chocolate day!

Get a clue.
- The countless yahoos either attempting to drive the speed limit on poorly ploughed roads and or those with no snow tires. Seriously? Is this your first day of winter driving ever?

Got a clue.
- The bus-driver of Route 460 that stopped for me tonight on Cote-de-Liesse, even though it was not a stop on his route, to pick me up. seeing as there had not been a Route 100 buss stop by in over 30 mins (when 3 should have passed) Thank you Mr Bus-Driver.

Ste-Catherine Est, 7:30 am.


Maria said...

Maybe the idiot at Cremazie metro with cut-off pants could not afford real pants - you should have given him yours...heh

Thanks for the laugh.

I am off to try and get some pics developed, and maybe even post them.
Ciao for now.

Newsguy Bob said...

If stupidity were a crime, prisons would be more full than they are now.

It's like Sunday at Pearson Airport. I had less than an hour to get through Customs, grab my baggage and get on my Ottawa flight. Well, these idiots who were immigrating to Canada were in front of me, and didn't have their paperwork ready. Helloooo? You're trying to take up residence in our wonderful country. It takes more than some hoser at customs saying "Have a g'day, eh." I felt like yelling "Tell them entry denied on account of stupidity!"

Newsguy Bob said...

Another one for you: I just got back from WallyMart. It's already nuckin' futz, cuz they just added an extension for a grocery store, even though the store's only been open for two years. There are wide open spaces in the store, and the signs don't mean crap -- you can't find anything.
So I decide to try to self checkout, thinking it would speed things up, especially considering I only had one item. The moron ahead of me scans all his crap, THEN bags it, instead of scan,bag, scan, bag, etc.

Hey, A$$hole! Get a clue and repeat after me: scan, bag, scan, bag, scan, bag...

Maria said...

are you two already stressed?

I am thinking you need a vacation.

Misster Kitty said...

We need guns... or at least really big rubber chickens to beat these people senseless!

JB said...

Well, NGB, you went to Wal-Mart in December. You were kinda askin' for it, eh?
No frickin' geniuses have ever been found in Wal-Mart.


Newsguy Bob said...

I love you too, JB.
Actually, it wasn't very busy, just chaotic in other ways.

N@ Lauzon said...

Rubber chicken beatings. I like it. Misster K - I love your Christmas spirit!! Your place looks cozy and fun...:)