Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Leave it, The Beaver.

Grow the fuck up people.

This just in from the News dept...

I cannot express just how pathetically ridiculous this is.

I have been buying my father a subscription to this magazine for many years... and it was never because I thought I was getting him a skin rag.


Honestly, I know the word 'beaver' is a euphemism for a vagina... but so is "Box"... you don'...t see the resto JACK in the BOX changing their name! A double entendre if ever there was one... So too is "Muffin", and yet you can find Muffins available for purchase in grocery stores, restaurants, Timmies, you name it...

A word can have many meanings... and it's only as sophomoric as your mind. I have personally called a vagina a 'Suzy" for well over a decade and yet women the world over still answer to Suzy (short for Susan, for those of you still maintaining the mental capacity of a 3rd grader)

Do we remove it from our nickels now because one wouldn't want to be caught fingering a beaver on a street corner?

Do we stop printing stamps with the beaver on it because it's obscene to be cause licking a beaver...

Seriously... grow the fuck up people.

2 comments:

TICKLEBEAR said...

while you're right,
they want to optimize proper traffic on their website. that's the modern age for you. the problem was not on the newstand, but the web. i know!! you should see the website for my cat,
"sex and the kitty of montreal, subtitled carrie knows pussy"...
it's hilarious the kind of traffic she gets!!
console yourself. at least, a good institution remains, under a new name. rather that than see it disappear.
:)~
HUGZ

Newsguy Bob said...

Really, Kitty, how DO you feel about it?