Showing posts with label memes-a-poppin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label memes-a-poppin. Show all posts

Monday, December 22, 2008

TAG...

I've been tagged and I have Scooter to blame...

He says "Don't blame me, please, blame Mr. Peenee & TJB" but well they didn't tag me, he did!

Here's the rules (you know there's gonna be rules)...

1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them.
5. Let each person know they've been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.

So here we go...

1. This is all Scooter's fault.

2. See above.

3a. I nearly died twice when I was 11. We were on vacation in Orlando Florida and I had been sick for days. I was mis-diagnosed as being 'constipated and given an enema (when what I really had was acute appendicitis. The enema could have ruptured my appendix and killed me on the spot. 3 days later my condition worsened. My Father was at wits end and I was screaming in pain ion the bed in our hotel room when a man walked by, stuck his head in the window and asked if he could help. He explained he was a Dr at the hotel for a convention and came over to me. In 2 minutes he correctly diagnosed me and wrote a note for my father to take me to Emergency ASAP. When they read the note they did a couple other tests confirming the situation and offered to take me into surgery right away, but offered to my father that it might be cheaper if we flew back to Canada... Dad weighed the options and said lets operate now... that decision saved my life for when they operated they said I would have dies in flight to Canada as I was only hours away from my appendix rupturing. I would have poisoned myself to death...
3b. I have a complete and abhorrent fear of long fingernails. 'Glamour length' can make me nearly vomit.
3c. Speaking of vomit, I'm uncontrollably ticklish and once in elementary school 3 'friends' pined me down and began to tickle me, I tried to warn them that I was going to be sick but couldn't get it out... instead I projectile vomited on them... so you've been warned... tickle me it you must, but wear a face guard...
3d. I not only believe in ghosts I've seen many of them and actually took an apartment on purpose because I knew it was haunted.
3e. I could live on McDonald's food. I KNOW it's not good for me, but I LOVE IT!
3f. I cried a little the night Santiago came to live with us.

4. TAG...

N@, Ma, John, Mitzi, Apteryx and Bob

5. Done.

6. Done.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

MemeMemeMeme? Meme.

It’s been a while since I’ve memed, so this is gonna be a two-fer.

The “Adult Questions - Don’t Be a Pussy” meme. (classy title huh?)

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Hell yes!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes please! Oh… we gotta choose one. (this is lame, I don’t like this meme)… ok Night…

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yeech. Thank god, no.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet. ;-)

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower.

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Why are all the sex questions the ones where you gotta choose only one?

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
He reads my blog but does not post.

8. Love or Money?
Yes. ;-) ok ok! Love.

9. Credit cards or cash?
Mine or someone Else's? Sheesh. Ok! Cash.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Wanted them for what? ;-) Well I’ds say I already have what I want in a Best Friend…

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
* * * * *

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Behind the alter at my parents church…

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Didi it once for Hallowe’en. We did drag. We took it TERRIBLY SERIOUS! Never again though. OK not the head, but damn near every other remaining nook and cranny...

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. Snooze.

15. Ever been to a bar?
I believe, once back in the mid eighties.
(and then every week since!)


16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes.

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
No.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Does a quick BJ count? Cause if we’re using ‘presidential rules’ I guess that’d be a no…

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
no.

21. Ever been to an adult store?
Um, hello I live in Montréal here….

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

23. Have you been caught having sex ?
more than once…

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I plead the 5th.

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Well since they are not indeed God, I’m gonna hafta say yes.


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And now…. It’s the "One Word Meme". (boring name but interesting just the same)
The rules? Answer each question with exactly one word.

1. Where is your cell phone? Nowhere

2. Your significant other? Asleep

3. Your hair? Brown

4. Your skin? Encompassing

5. Your father? Alive!!!!!

6. Your favorite thing? humour

7. Your dream last night? Aliens

8. Your favorite drink? Champagne!

9. Your dream/goal? Beachcombing

10. The room you’re in? Viewrific

11. Your ex? Bald

12. Your fear? Murder

13. Where do you want to be in six years? PEI

14. Where were you last night? Here

15. What you’re not? Dancer

16. Muffins? Blueberry

17. One of your wish list items? Doggie

18. Where you grew up? Maritimes

19. The last thing you did? Sex

20. What are you wearing? Pajamas

21. Your TV? Flat

22. Your pets? Wet

23. Your computer? Present

24. Your life? Middle

25. Your mood? Content

26. Missing someone? Erin

27. Your car? Nowhere

28. Something you’re not wearing? Underwear

29. Favorite store? HMV

30. Your summer? Gone

31. Like someone? Oui

32. Your favorite color? Purple

33. When is the last time you laughed? Today

34. Last time you cried? October

35. Who will/would re-post this? Kevin

36. Whose answers are you anxious to see? Everybody

37. Most disliked vegetable? Asparagus

38. A lovely Person? N@

39. Country I want to visit? Ireland

40. Lucky number? 9

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Feeling a little Memish? g'wan... ya know you wanna...