Sunday, November 9, 2008

MemeMemeMeme? Meme.

It’s been a while since I’ve memed, so this is gonna be a two-fer.

The “Adult Questions - Don’t Be a Pussy” meme. (classy title huh?)

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Hell yes!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes please! Oh… we gotta choose one. (this is lame, I don’t like this meme)… ok Night…

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yeech. Thank god, no.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet. ;-)

5. Shower or bath while having sex?

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Why are all the sex questions the ones where you gotta choose only one?

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
He reads my blog but does not post.

8. Love or Money?
Yes. ;-) ok ok! Love.

9. Credit cards or cash?
Mine or someone Else's? Sheesh. Ok! Cash.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Wanted them for what? ;-) Well I’ds say I already have what I want in a Best Friend…

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
* * * * *

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Behind the alter at my parents church…

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Didi it once for Hallowe’en. We did drag. We took it TERRIBLY SERIOUS! Never again though. OK not the head, but damn near every other remaining nook and cranny...

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. Snooze.

15. Ever been to a bar?
I believe, once back in the mid eighties.
(and then every week since!)

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Does a quick BJ count? Cause if we’re using ‘presidential rules’ I guess that’d be a no…

19. Had sex in a bathroom?

20. Have you ever had sex at work?

21. Ever been to an adult store?
Um, hello I live in Montréal here….

22. Bought something from an adult store?

23. Have you been caught having sex ?
more than once…

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I plead the 5th.

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Well since they are not indeed God, I’m gonna hafta say yes.

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And now…. It’s the "One Word Meme". (boring name but interesting just the same)
The rules? Answer each question with exactly one word.

1. Where is your cell phone? Nowhere

2. Your significant other? Asleep

3. Your hair? Brown

4. Your skin? Encompassing

5. Your father? Alive!!!!!

6. Your favorite thing? humour

7. Your dream last night? Aliens

8. Your favorite drink? Champagne!

9. Your dream/goal? Beachcombing

10. The room you’re in? Viewrific

11. Your ex? Bald

12. Your fear? Murder

13. Where do you want to be in six years? PEI

14. Where were you last night? Here

15. What you’re not? Dancer

16. Muffins? Blueberry

17. One of your wish list items? Doggie

18. Where you grew up? Maritimes

19. The last thing you did? Sex

20. What are you wearing? Pajamas

21. Your TV? Flat

22. Your pets? Wet

23. Your computer? Present

24. Your life? Middle

25. Your mood? Content

26. Missing someone? Erin

27. Your car? Nowhere

28. Something you’re not wearing? Underwear

29. Favorite store? HMV

30. Your summer? Gone

31. Like someone? Oui

32. Your favorite color? Purple

33. When is the last time you laughed? Today

34. Last time you cried? October

35. Who will/would re-post this? Kevin

36. Whose answers are you anxious to see? Everybody

37. Most disliked vegetable? Asparagus

38. A lovely Person? N@

39. Country I want to visit? Ireland

40. Lucky number? 9

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Feeling a little Memish? g'wan... ya know you wanna...


Leonard said...

#7...I post all the time! Oh's not me?? ;)
#12...I am so lighting a candle for your soul tonight...and I'm not even religious...but I just bought one that smells like Spring Rain. ;-) peace

Kevin (Is The New Shirley) said...

You think you know me so well.

Misster Kitty said...

#7 Am I that transparent! ;-)
#12 what? It's not like I did the Pope?!?!

Kevin... MmmmHmmmmmm

Maria said...

Oh MY... what kind of questions are those??

Interesting answers... If there really is a heaven and a hell you know where your going.

This past weekend I was introduced to a Rabbi... who knew they don't touch women, even to shake hands. I will probably see you in H***. Oh Oh!
How could I know, I am european we are touchy, feely kinda people and I told him that. LOL Oh Geez!

Misster Kitty said...

LMAO! you touched a Rabbi?!?! See ya in Hell sisitah!

Once you check in, come over to my suite overlooking the brimestome lake for drinks. Room 9.

Maria said...

yeah... thats what I was thinking. At least there will be someone already there.

Geeeeeez, how could I know? I didn't 'really' touch him - so to speak. He moved back and his friend was like 'ummmmm Maria he IS a RABBI' and I was like "yes, OK pleased to meet him" (whilst extending my arm out!!). Hubby could not stop laughing. Geeeeeez, Louise! Send me to hell for trying to be polite.

Misster Kitty said...

Geeze Maria... you're like unclean... don't you know that?

N@ Lauzon said...

#1 is totally me.

Maria said...

Who you calling "unclean" ?? I shower EVERY day!! LOL

Whats with that rule anyway? I am gonna have to google it.

Misster Kitty said...

N@! Shhh You know Didier reads this blog!

Maria here ya go...,2034592/Why-dont-orthodox-men-shake-hands-with-women.html

Maria said...

Thanks. I googled it and got the same site.

So basically there is no touching so they are not tempted by other women?

He was so not my type anyway.

Mitzi said...

Well, I shook hands with a lady vicar at my sister funeral service a little while ago and it stung like hell.

Maria said...

I thought about these questions when I was in bed last night and I was trying to remember a few of them to tell hubby when I thought ...

OMG I hope your PARENTS don't read this blog!!!!!!!!

Misster Kitty said...

HEH not that I am aware, no...