Message from the Queen

Freddy Mercury.

"I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
Galileo,Galileo,
Galileo Galileo
Galileo figaro, Magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go, let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go, let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me "

Message from the a Queen

Tallulah Bunkhead.

"Season's Greenings kittens. My Christmas gift to you is this handy tip... Always stand beside someone or something larger than you, to help make your hands look smaller."

Message from the a Queen

Dame Edna Everage.

"Hallo possums. Dame Edna here wishing you and yours a delicious holiday. What do you think of my frock? It's a one of a kind from the House of Beaumier. It took 7 Korean women 2 weeks to sew on all the sequins, beads and pine needles. Isn't it mahvelous! I'm a one Woman Christmas Fete, I am. Apparently it's a rather convincing representation of a real Christmas Tree, because last night, when Santa came to my estate he ended up staying under me for a good 15 mins delivering his Christmas package....s"

Message from the a Queen

Jule Tide-Carol

"Fa la la la la, la la, la, lick me! When I said I was a queen without a country and a Queen without a crown, I was expecting a little something more than the wreath off your front door. I want diamonds, or I swear, I WILL eat you whole."

Message from the Queen

"This IS my 'Happy Christmas Face'. Now eff off and bring me back a sodding cup of egg nog, hold the nog. Now go! And be quick about it or I'll have you beheaded."