Message from the a Queen

Dame Edna Everage.

"Hallo possums. Dame Edna here wishing you and yours a delicious holiday. What do you think of my frock? It's a one of a kind from the House of Beaumier. It took 7 Korean women 2 weeks to sew on all the sequins, beads and pine needles. Isn't it mahvelous! I'm a one Woman Christmas Fete, I am. Apparently it's a rather convincing representation of a real Christmas Tree, because last night, when Santa came to my estate he ended up staying under me for a good 15 mins delivering his Christmas package....s"