Sunday, May 25, 2008

Roller Coasters, Androgynous Cartoon Idols and All the Bugs You Can Eat

...And thus went Sunday Afternoon.

La Ronde opened it's doors LAST weekend, but then what idiots would go over to La Ronde in the miserable cold and rainy weekend that was? No. We waited til this weekend, and boy howdy, did we pick a great day!...

Blue sky as far as the eyes could see, a nice 22'C and not THAT many people... at least the overly obnoxious tweens n snot nosed teenagers were at acceptable levels.

We actually started the day with Brunch at Chez Cora's with Jason and Franco. It was after all Jason's birthday. And he doesn't look a day over 35 [*cough* 41 *cough*], and THEN we went to La Ronde...

We also got Season's passes and got a decent deal too. $75.00 instead of the $81 and change. And if we coulda found two others it would have been only $65, but even still since a daily entry is already $38, we're more than breaking even on the second visit. And considering we'll be there likely 4-5 times... money in the bank!

As this was Jason and Franco's cherry poppin' visit to La Ronde, we bee-lined over to Le Monstre. While the wait was a tad long (about an hour) - because only ONE track of two was open and the asstards only had one car running instead of two, it was well worth it cause it's a great old wooden number.

The only REAL down side is the fact that we are directly at the height f Shad Fly season and La Ronde is on a low laying island in the river. As soon as we made the initial drop, arms in the air, doing our best opera imitations, screaming our fool asses off, I think all four of us swallowed about a pound of the dam bugs. A tough lesson was quickly learned... keep your mouth shut.

We then went on over to the Goliath and were able to go on it twice in about 40 mins, which was great, because the Goliath is the most amazing ride there. And fortunately there were not a lot of Shad there, I guess because this is an extremely open structure as compared to the other roller coasters that twist and wind in on themselves and offer lots of shade for the BUGgers...

After a bit of strolling we rode the Vampire, another great ride, sadly INFESTED with the shad, so by this point we called it a day...

But not before we were able to answer this most intriguing of Animated Mysteries... What does Fred Flintstone wear under that man sized orange and blue fur suit...


...the answer ....



So apparently Pebbles was adopted, just like Bam-Bam... Who knew?!

From there we went home for a wee bit then headed over to friends Kenny and Richard for a BBQ to polish off 4-5 bottles of wine with other friends Ric and John and to again, help Jason celebrate his 35th [*cough* 41st *cough*] Birthday.

Fan-tab-u-lous weekend people.
Fan-effin-tab-u-lous.

So what did y'all get up to?

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Paradise Found v2.0

Well it was a long time coming but the condo is nearly there. I finished painting the last room (the boudoir) - started yesterday, ended today. YAY! The colour: Unicorn White. (I KNOW! WTF?) Anyway it's an incredibly soothing brownish grey (I KNOW! again it sounds fucked, but really, it's nice!)

Then onto the roof top deck... as you will recall, back at the end of April - beginning of May, we had the deck extended, from it's original 15 x 15 impotence, to it's now full 25 x 20 grandeur. Well, since that time, the weather in Montréal has been basically dah-shitz. Well not so today. So up to the roof me and the Man went to plant some 25 odd flower boxes.

... et voila...







Once the flowers fill in a bit more I'll post some more...

Come next weekend, you know where you can find my fat ass... lounging, sippin' a mojito or two, reading a good book, soaking up some cancer and just feeling the vibe of summer.

Friday, May 23, 2008

four queens and a joker

I added some new links to the right side of me blog...

Some fabu new blogs I've been reading for the past couple weeks. If you like some catty, bitchy, queeny, painfully entertaining blog reading there is none better than (in no particular order):

~ the notorious j*o*e
~ mitzi's clutter from the gutter
~ shirley heezgay
~ the daily martini
~ tilly screams

It's up to you who is a queen and who is a joker... ;-)

sucky --- no-sucky

So some days can suck and some don't, some are a bit of both. Case in point: today.

No-Sucky #1
I am not working today (at least not the regular 9-5er)

Sucky #1
Even though I was off today (see No-Sucky #1) I still had to get up at a decent hour (8:00am) because of...

Sucky #2
I had to go to the Montréal General for blood work, for my annual.

No-Sucky #2
As I was leaving this morning to head to the Hospital for (Sucky #2) I thought I'd better take my mini portable radio so I should listen to the Mix (which I heart) in case they mention my name for the Mix-96 PAYDAY contest. I was no sooner out the front door, walking up the street to get on the Metro when they announced my name! I turned and ran back the building, ran up the four flights of stairs, rushed in and called right away (You've only got 9 minutes to call) and voilà! just like that I was $96.00 richer. ... I was also outta breath, and just a skotch light headed! lol

Sucky #3
I missed the bus when I got out of Guy-Concordia Metro, so I had to schlep up the hill to the General. Yea, sure. Go laugh, keep in mind I've also not had any breakfast because of the 14 hour fast for the blood work

Sucky #4
I had to walk up 6 double flights of stairs cause the elevators at the General move slower than

No-Sucky #3
Due to No-Sucky #2 (and likely Suckies #3 and 4) I was late getting to the Test Centre at the Montréal General, but that was GOOD 'cause instead of getting there early (along with everybody else) there was only ONE person waiting before me. I was literally in and out of there in 10 minutes! A record I assure you! - I was once there 4 hours!

Sucky #5
As I said I'm not working my 9-5er today, but as soon as this post is done I'm dismantling the bedroom to paint it... OK I actually LOVE painting, but I'd rather be out on the rooftop deck right now planting the flower boxes, I guess that's gotta wait til tomorrow...

- - - - -

So while the Suckies out-number the No-Suckies, when you look at what the No-Suckies are, they win, hands down!

Hope your day is a No-Sucky.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Jazz Hands Hams

I don't know why I love Jazz Hands as much as I do... I guess 'cause they're just so damned over the top, which is so completely the opposite of me. :-)


Haa-cha-cha!

For more hilarity check out icanhascheeseburger.com and ihasahotdog.com

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Hedley like the Wolf

I caught the newest video by Hedley called "Never Too Late" and I don't think I've ever been so impressed with a video. It's a complete and utter duplicate, down to the smallest details, of Duran Duran's "Rio" The only difference, is of course the song itself, and maybe just a couple cute little site gags. ...and if you ask me the eye candy is better in the new version.

It's rare, except at Christmas that feel the urge to share video with y'all, but this video is just that good... the song, well it's ok. heh

And so, for your comparative viewing pleasure, I offer you:

Duran Duran
Rio
(1983)



Hedley
Never Too Late

(2008)



And just to knock the wind out of all of us late-30s and 40 somethings...

Jacob Hoggard, the lead singer of Hedley was born in 1983. One year after Rio was released.

Ouch.

Laos and Togo and Belize...

Oh my!
(I'll let you know what this is all about in a couple of days)

*update May 28 2008*

So basically, I was wanting to see what would happen to my ClustrMaps in conjunction to my post and it's accompanying 'Labels', but then as Didier commented, Laos blocks the Internet to it's citizens and I guess they ain't got any in Belize and Togo... So aside from my cute take on "Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh My!", and your intrigue, this post, like poor Molé dies... belly up.

Those were the days my friend...

...we thought they'd never end.

Looks like the party is over for diabetics and coffee... *sigh*

This is extremely sad and depressing news. I'm by no means an addict, but I generally have at least one cuppa joe in the morning with my breakfast. On the weekend I'll have 2 or 3 to start the day... Alas, no mo'.

Looks like me and NGB are shit outta luck for a cup of happy with out breakfasts from here on end, because lets face it, decaf is for pussies.


Morning Coffee
R.I.P.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

And the Cheese stands alone...



Could she have been any less excited?! I really don't think so. Mark, yes. He was in ecstatic.

Kristi, pull the pickle outta yer arse hun, you just won the Mirror Ball... you know the trophy you said you wanted to win.

Whatever... next season... bring on the himbos!