The road to hell...

...is paved with my Blog Intentions.

It WAS my intention back in January to get back to regular blogging.

1) because I missed it
B) because I had stuff I wanted to post,kvetch or just plain bitch
and
III) I said I was back.

Well at this rate my own personal road to hell is fast becoming an express superhighway.

Well no more I've got to get back at it... so Bare with me, there are a few things I need to catch up on in the next few Quick-Posts. There after I will attempt to get back on the wagon, or rather off and blog more regularly.

ABBAsolutely FABULOUS!

Well after the sadness of that last post I asked the universe for a little bit of happy, and the universe has replied...

Snatched from the news...

ABBAworld opens in London

Kitty needs to haul ass to London... NOW!

(ABBAWORLD the website)

... the Universe also provided 2 double Jägermeister and OJ so I'm purring my ass off right now...

ByeBye Betty

It's rather prophetic that on the day I was intending to bemoan the latest time slot for Ugly Betty (10 pm Wed Night) ABC announced that they have canceled the show.

It's not much of a surprise really. They've fucked with the show since Season Two with a Hiatus, a Move to Friday and then this season another move to 10 pm on a Wed.

Even a hard core fan such as myself will only go so far before giving up. ABC claims they are announcing this now to give fans time to come to terms with this and allow the show to finish the season and tie up all the plot lines.

Well I'm afraid you've already lost me. This shall be my last UB-Post...

...I've moved on.

Adiós Betty le fea.

On the shit list

I guess it's gonna be one of those weeks...

What a CUNT! I'd PAY to be the one to dole out her punishment for failing as not only a Mother, but a Human Being.... I've been reading a book set in the 1300's I've got lots of ideas for her punishment. JESUS! What the hell?!?!?!

This unbelievably poor excuse for a human should he locked up in a hamster cage ... for a few years. Then she should have her skull caved in with the same hammer.

Mom forces son to kill hamster for bad grade

Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again! Zigazig-ah!

Gotta say I'm so very on the fence on this one...

The Fluffy Camp Fag in me is giddy as a school-girl.

The Bitter Old Critical Fag in me is all, "Bitch Please!"


Spice Girls to get Mamma Mia-style musical

On the shit list

I hope that nothing ever happens, but as I can pretty much predict, if this piece of shit ever follows through on his threats that the judge in this case is charged as an accessory.

I don't know what it is... are our judges these days too lazy? To wimpy? Too politically correct? All I know is that are all turning out useless and insignificant 'sentences'.

In my books this dipshit should have been jailed and castrated. You think that's excessive? You ever see the difference in an aggressive dog that de-nutted?!

Happy Hump Day

Slowly getting back to it...

Leave it, The Beaver.

Grow the fuck up people.

This just in from the News dept...

I cannot express just how pathetically ridiculous this is.

I have been buying my father a subscription to this magazine for many years... and it was never because I thought I was getting him a skin rag.

Honestly, I know the word 'beaver' is a euphemism for a vagina... but so is "Box"... you don'...t see the resto JACK in the BOX changing their name! A double entendre if ever there was one... So too is "Muffin", and yet you can find Muffins available for purchase in grocery stores, restaurants, Timmies, you name it...

A word can have many meanings... and it's only as sophomoric as your mind. I have personally called a vagina a 'Suzy" for well over a decade and yet women the world over still answer to Suzy (short for Susan, for those of you still maintaining the mental capacity of a 3rd grader)

Do we remove it from our nickels now because one wouldn't want to be caught fingering a beaver on a street corner?

Do we stop printing stamps with the beaver on it because it's obscene to be cause licking a beaver...

Seriously... grow the fuck up people.

My apologies to Simon and Garfunkel

♪ ♫ Hello Blogger, my old friend,
I've come to Blog with you again...♫ ♪


Greetings Kittens... My apologies for being away.... What can I say... I've been a naughty kitten....

Much has transpired since last I blogged on Dec 19th. The obvious... Christmas and New Years... but tied into all of that was a 15 day visit with my parentals, which coincided with an 8 day visit with Chachi and Flea (N@'s two Chihuahuas) I've also been rather occupied with a hunka hunka burning lust that shall henceforth be referred to as Mr Pinky.

But as busy and, well... exhausted as I've been, I've have been thinking of my old Blog here and missing her terribly... as I have been missing all of you! (You're still there right?!)

So instead of back blogging I will just move forward...