ABS and NIPPLES and LEATHER UNDIES... OH MY!!!
HOLY CRAP! Sweet Mother Mary of god!
... if you want to drool over a screen fully of scantily leather clad muscle rippling men, all sweaty and thrusting their weapons (OK I REALLY mean their literal weapons, although in my dreams tonight it might just be the other weapon)
...where was I?
oh yea... HOLY CRAP hot men! 300 of em!
Now I don't usually go for films with a heavy violence themes but when I found out this was at the IMAX... and with 2 foot wide man nipples on the screen and 15 foot high leather clad nether regions and lots of said sweaty muscles... I realized I could manage. ;-)
It won't win any oscars but it SHOULD for Costume... what little there was, was indeed impressive! Smnall but impressive...and you know what they say about things that come in small packages... Well the mind just reels.
OK well Time to go take a cold shower...
Misster Kitty Likey!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
... if you want to drool over a screen fully of scantily leather clad muscle rippling men, all sweaty and thrusting their weapons (OK I REALLY mean their literal weapons, although in my dreams tonight it might just be the other weapon)
...where was I?
oh yea... HOLY CRAP hot men! 300 of em!
Now I don't usually go for films with a heavy violence themes but when I found out this was at the IMAX... and with 2 foot wide man nipples on the screen and 15 foot high leather clad nether regions and lots of said sweaty muscles... I realized I could manage. ;-)
It won't win any oscars but it SHOULD for Costume... what little there was, was indeed impressive! Smnall but impressive...and you know what they say about things that come in small packages... Well the mind just reels.
OK well Time to go take a cold shower...
Misster Kitty Likey!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
12 comments:
Heh! Hot bods all 'round. BUT IT MADE ME LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH AND GIGGLEEEE!! How'd you like the cross-dressing Xeres god guy? Immaculate eyebrows! But too much brush-on gold powder.
Yea, that and the Bonne Bell Dr-Pepper Lip Smacker he was wearin'! (That was a BIT too much!)
And the voice! Can you say 'over compensation'...
'Course he does answer the question... What if Cher was black AND a man?
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...as for all the hot bods... as much as I'm still drooling over them, I can't help but comment that I know many a Greek man, (one even of spartan ancestry) and I can assure you NONE of them are as hairless as the 300 were. What's up wit DAT?!
You guys are BAD to the BONE ....ooops .
I won't go into that 'bone' comment too deeply, but suffice it to say, a lot of the audience were not getting up too quickly when the movie was over! ;-)
bonne belle lip smacker!
AS A KID, I had a giant novelty one - HUGE ..size of a toilet paper roll. And it was DR. PEPPER FLAVOURED!!
My sis had Orange Crush.
WHAT?
I second that. WHAT?
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Really! Cooooooooooooooool!
Did you also have about 37 pounds of gold, gold leaf, gold powder, goldette and the like covering your body?
Mom! You don't remember that bonne belle Lipsmacker? The giant ones me and Dawn used to have? She will totally remember.
No gold powder, though. Sorry. heh.
yea MOM! com'on! SHEESH!
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So what flavour Lip Smacker are ya sportin' nowadays?
Giant Lip Smackers ? What the hell are you drinkin' ? I must be getting smacker alzheimers .
I keep hearing about this armada of uber-hot men in this movie and I'm thinkin' it's about time the hubby and I check it out. Evidently I should bring an extra pair of jeans. I'll let you know my verdict on the hordes of delicious men. ; )
3 recommendations:
1) see it at an IMAX if you can.
2) If you can manage #2 get there EARLY!!! WE only got in about 10 mins before start time and had to take a seat in the 3rd row...
3) regardless of 1 and 2, wear something that's a little stretchy! ;-)
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