Things me likey,
OH, I will stop in Paris (most probably on my way to Greece) want to meet me at the airport?? hehHave Fun, I will be in Greece during a soccer game (this little thing called the EURO CUP) and I will be another crazy greek glued to my TV set while on vacation... heh NUTS I TELL YA! TRY not to make GAY PARIS too gay, if there is even such a thing.
Just to get into the spirit of your vacation vicariously, I will be rude, snooty and obnoxious all the time you're in France.I'd invite everyone to join me, but I'm above that.
You can't marry the Eiffel Tower, it's taken. http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article4066650.eceYou must be exciteddddddd!!
Watch for that one station on the Metro that smells like urine ... Once you identify it, avoid it.
[Incidentally, I hate it when I complete the word verification, feeling completely confident and not at all "that could be a _ or a _" about it, and then BOOM! I find out I got it wrong.]
Mais ZUT ALORS, I have been trying to post zomesing forrrreverrr. I am, how you say "pissed".Anyhoo, have fun is zee boootiful sitay of Paris. Wear a beret, smoke a cigarette and laugh like "huhn-huhn-huhn".
I'm pea green with envy.
I am so sexcited for you guys .. make sure you blog a few pics if you have the time . Wish I was going too .
Rule number un: watch the pavements for dog shit! wear a hat on a jaunty angle and look down your nose at passing tourists (especially the english, wearing sandals with socks) whilst sat sipping a pastis at Les Deux Magots, smoke black cigerettes and gestticulate wildly. Wear a leopard print pashmina in the evening with gold shoes. Have a lovely time Kitty.
@ Maria... One I'm done with Paris it'll have become SO GAY that it's gonna loop back to straight!Have fun in the home land! ;-)@ NGB.. you're a good friend .. thanks!@ N@... I wasn't planning on Marrying the Eiffel Tower, I was just gonna take it out for dinner, a few drinks and then hope he'd take me back to his place...@ Jerome... I can hardly wait! Not like I've ever experienced the smell of urine in the Montréal metro, but... in Paris it'll seem more classy I'm sure!@ AG... I swear I wanna re-create the scene at the top of the Eiffel Tower (from National Lampoons European Vacation) heh!@ XUP... what's with all the Pea/pee/urine references?!?! Are y'all trying to tell me something?!@ MA.. I wanna try and blog at least every 2nd day.. a pic or two at least... @ Mitz... I've already been warned about the dog shit.. strange how that's often the first thing people have told me... I just might wear hip waders the whole time I'm in Paris! lol Do you think I can get away with wearing my leopard Fez in Paris? ...I can't frickin wait! WOO HOO!
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