Doggie Dentures

As cute as this commercial is, and Santi LOVES these things... they sure as frack didn't save his teeth!

Hot Outcast Peanuts.

OK I know this is NOT new but I just stumbled on this last night due to a frind staying from Hali..

I've watched this now about ten times... I CAN NOT get enough!

APOOcolypse Now! Re-dux.

Reports of normalcy are pre-mature!

Last night I was revisited by my old friend Montezuma... seven times. Fortunately I had my 1 week follow up with a Doctor at The Mtl Gen. Seems It's not a regular Gastro... I've got me a bug.

Ain't he/she/they cute?!

Guess what I have been prescribed...? Yup, Anti-biotics.

And guess what the main side-effect is...? My, but ain't you a sharp tack... Diarrhea.

Pray for me and my toilet.

I'd like to thank the acadamy...

... and my Family and Friends, and who else?, oh yes ... CHEESE!

Hello Darkness My Old Friend...

I'm Bringing Dairy Back...

Pray for me...

Squares to Spare.

Due to recent 'activities' I'm a fan of a reliable TP supply...


Just back from the store...



Truth in advertising...




Now we're talkin'...



I HATE it when they put the roll on backwards...




Yes.
YES YES YES!




For the more 'anal' among us...



Coming soon from APPLE... the iPoop...




My Queen...

Ask me about my explosive dirrhea...

...and other amusing images.

I'll admit it, what I like most about FaceBook is finding fun pics to use for my Profile Pic, that are NOT me, but that in a nutshell encapsulate what is going on, what I'm doing and so on...

Here's a little recap of some of em...

He said, "Pam"

He said, "Pam"

He said, "Pam"

He said, "Pam"

I Heart Mona...

He said, "Pam"

He said, "Pam"

He said, "Pam"

I honestly have nothing to add, other than if you have never seen or heard of PAM ANN before, you owe me!

Have a great week Kittens, et bon vol!

Oink Oink - Cough Cough

I’m sure you’re all now familiar with this first image from the first round of the H1Ni flu back in the spring…



Well I just got this one in my work email this morning…



…seems matters just got a little worse for Piglet… or better… cause hey, you don’t know… maybe he’s into that. ;-)

It's Raining Men...

AMEN!

It's the DREAMBEARS!

Thanks Pizzlewig for the tip...

Future Fags of the World

So I had a great day today, dare I say even a date, with a guy, who for now we'll just call Mr. Music... ;-)

We met for coffee and then off to the Montréal Botanical Gardens to see the Annual Chinese Lantern Exhibit. But before it got dark we took a look through the Green Houses and went to the Exhibit House to see this years Pumpkins designed by local school kids...

It's fun to see these and you're amazed at some of their concepts and designs... But as wonderful in design as they are, there's always a few in the crowd that just scream "GAAAAAAAY!".

And here they are... I give you... the future's gay artistes creations...

In Third Place...

A Coco Chanel Perfume bottle.
It's all in the details.

In Second Place...

A Gayer than God "Rainbow Heron".

Just look at the repeated use of the Rainbow throughout the piece...

And in First Place...

A piece simply entitled...

"DISCO"

What MIGHT impress, and surprise you, as it did us, was that Disco was NOT created by a little Sylvain, or Gaston, or Jean-Patrice... no-no... "DISCO" was created by little Roxanne... Yes that's right... First place goes not to a mamsy-pansy Fag-to-be, but to what is just as important to the gay sub-culture... a future Fag-Hag.

Roxanne... Brava to you darling; Bra-va!

Arrrrr!

To quote the Pet Shop Boys, "It's a Sin". - or - A list of concerts I've attended...

Si I filled out one of those FaceBook MEME type thingamahjigs today and I was equally embarrassed, amused and lost in some fun memories...

You had to list all concerts that you've been t. Now granted my list is SMALL and it's very likely you've not heard of quite a few of these groups, (especially those outside of the Maritimes, or Canada) but whatever...

Here's my list as sad, and sparse, and all over the map as it is...

OK, here are the rules. Test your memory and your love of live music by listing 50 ((you’re kidding, right?!)) artists or bands (or as many as you can remember) you've seen in concert. List the first acts that come into your head. Oh, and list the first concert you ever saw (you can remember that, can’t you)? ((Screw that I'm putting them in order!))

01 Platinum Blonde
(First concert. Not a very good start huh?)

02 Loverboy
(I don't know why either)

03 Glass Tiger
(IT WAS FREE)

04 Tina Turner
(Private Dancer, GREAT CONCERT)

05 Haywire
(On 'the Hill' and FREE!)

06 Skinny Puppy
(sponsored by CKDU!)

07 Thompson Twins / OMD
(AWE-SOME. This was in 1984... CLASSIC 80's!)

08 David Bowie
(Second Row! We felt his sweat hit us in the face when he spun... w00t w00t)

09 Jane Siberry
(The first night of "Bound By The Beauty" she didn't know the lyrics to like 5 songs and had to read them out of a binder! But it was a great. a very small venue. very intimate)

10 The Rankin Family
(Shut up! I LOVE me some Capers!)

11 The Cranberries / Live
(Free Tix in the BCE Corporate box… We drank ‘em out of Gin and then moved on to the Vodka…)

12 Bjorn Again
(As close as I’ll ever get to seeing ABBA Live)

13 Bjork
(crazy ass bitch! She was fun!)

14 Scissor Sisters
(More freebies – Thanks again Kel - AWESOME concert! I ♥ Baby Daddy!)

DON'T JUDGE ME!

And what have you seen?