Saturday, October 17, 2009

Future Fags of the World

So I had a great day today, dare I say even a date, with a guy, who for now we'll just call Mr. Music... ;-)

We met for coffee and then off to the Montréal Botanical Gardens to see the Annual Chinese Lantern Exhibit. But before it got dark we took a look through the Green Houses and went to the Exhibit House to see this years Pumpkins designed by local school kids...

It's fun to see these and you're amazed at some of their concepts and designs... But as wonderful in design as they are, there's always a few in the crowd that just scream "GAAAAAAAY!".

And here they are... I give you... the future's gay artistes creations...

In Third Place...

A Coco Chanel Perfume bottle.
It's all in the details.




In Second Place...

A Gayer than God "Rainbow Heron".

Just look at the repeated use of the Rainbow throughout the piece...




And in First Place...

A piece simply entitled...

"DISCO"



What MIGHT impress, and surprise you, as it did us, was that Disco was NOT created by a little Sylvain, or Gaston, or Jean-Patrice... no-no... "DISCO" was created by little Roxanne... Yes that's right... First place goes not to a mamsy-pansy Fag-to-be, but to what is just as important to the gay sub-culture... a future Fag-Hag.

Roxanne... Brava to you darling; Bra-va!

4 comments:

TICKLEBEAR said...

nah-nah!!
you got it all wrong!!
roxanne won't turn out to be a faghag...but inspired by chaz,
as soon as she turns 18, she'll hit the hormones, & by 20, have her penile implant inserted.
a disco ball? this girl sees herself as a gay dude!!
inshallah!!
:D~

Misster Kitty said...

You could have a point there TB...
Then what name shall she take? Rocky?

Mitzi said...

The simmpering little bitch's mother must have slept with the judges. As for fag-hags all we ask for is a little gay space but we can't have that anymore without the breeders taking over and invading our space with their cheap 100% viscose clothing and their shitty hen parties. The Chanel pumpkin is the true winner!

TICKLEBEAR said...

roxie=rocky, not too big of a change.
i like axel, don't ask me why, don't even know why myself...