Showing posts with label meme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label meme. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Topaz: The iPod Shuffle


INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your iPod, iTouch or other music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the NEXT button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from. (or better yet... tag yourself if you like it)

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Calm Before the Storm
(Cyndi Lauper)


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
The Balcony Scene: Romeo et Juliet
(Prokofiev)


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Don’t Be Stupid (you know I love you)
(Shania Twain)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Relax [OH SO TRUE!]
(Frankie goes to Hollywood)


WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Climb Every Mountain (OST: The Sound of Music)
(Mother Superior)


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Life is the Red Wagon
(Jane Siberry)


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
You’re All I Ever Wanted
(*N’Sync)


WHAT IS 2+2?
Up!
(Shania Twain)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Hey Ya!
(Outkast)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Lay All Your Love On Me
(ABBA)


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Don’t Wanna Grow Up [I shit you not! That is what came up.And it’s SO TRUE!]
(Holly Cole Trio)


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
California Dreamin’
(The Mamas and the Papas)


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Blessing [*TOOT TOOT*]
(Jean Michel Jarre)


WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow [Hmmm I could see that]
(Amy Winehouse)


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Aime-Moi
(Henri Salvador)


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Swing, Swing, Swing[I take the penicillin daily... lol]
(Keely Smith)


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
An Túll
(Clannad)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I Would Die For You
(Jann Arden)


WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Season of the Hollow Soul
(k.d. lang)


HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Cloudbusting
(Kate Bush)


WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Racing Hearts
(Dr. Draw)


WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Personal Jesus [he is HILARIOUS!]
Depeche Mode


WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Miserere (OST: the Mission)
(Ennio Morricone)


WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
There Must Be an Angel (Playing with my Heart)
(the Eurythmics)


WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Evening Falls
(Enya)


DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
You Know I’m No Good [I guess not!]
(Amy Winehouse)


IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Twenty One
(The Cranberries)


WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Waiting for the Night to Fall
(Depeche Mode)


WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Topaz
(the B-52s)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Music to reMEMEber me by...

This was altogether way too much fun.

Choose one band/artist and use only their song titles to answer these questions.

Pick a band/artist: the Scissor Sisters



01. Are you male or female: I Can’t Decide
02. Describe yourself: Filthy/Gorgeous
03. How do you feel about yourself: Comfortably Numb
04. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Kiss You Off
05. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Better Luck
06. Describe your current location: Land of a Thousand Words
07. Describe where you want to be: Return to Oz
08. Your best friend is: Tits on the Radio
09. Your favorite color is: Lights
10. You know that: Everybody Wants the Same Thing
11. What’s the weather: Electrobix
12. If your life was a television show what would it be called?: I Don’t Feel Like Dancing
13. What is life to you: Intermission
14. What is the best advice you have to give: Take Your Mamma Out
15. If you could change your name what would you change it to: Mary

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A rose by any other name...

The name game...

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Shawn Michael Ellis

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of name plus izzle.)
Shaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Green Leopard

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street)
Michael Panet

5. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (nickname of your paternal grandma/grandpa, and your favorite candy).
Bub Reese

6. TERRORIST NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's name spelled backwards)
Leahcim Airolg
(sounds like I'm under cover in the Mossad)

7. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and fathers middle names)
Scott Malcolm

8. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Cyril Roy
Look Ma! I'm a redneck!

9. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Ellsh

10. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
the Blank Manhattan

11. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Shis

12. STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Rocky Road Peanut Butter
(I just cannot see this working for anyone...)

13. DRAG NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Rusty Melrose

14. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Santiago
(Yo quero taco Death?)

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Mataeus MaltBalls

16. PORNO NAME: (Godparent's middle name and fav candy)
Jerome Wunderbar

17. NUN NAME: (Sr. Mary + patron saint + (of the) Catholic item + location in a house)
Sister Mary Philemon of the Holy Water Closet

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Misster-Kitty - The Interview.

So a wee while back Shirley had a post on his blog that was an interview from another Blogger... I kept meaning to request he interview me, you know, for shits n giggles, but totally forgot. Then a couple days ago I was doing some back reading of my fav blogs and *poof* there was his post again. SO I replied Interview me, and have received my questions (I hope this doesn't turn all Barbara Walters, I don't like to have people see me cry)...

The Interview Meme.

You have to link back to the original post and also to your interviewers post and include the following:

Want to be part of it? Follow these instructions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me." (include your em@il @ddress)
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five unique questions.

So without any further ado, the questions...


Misster Kitty lurves the leopard print. Got it. So why a dog?

Well I've always been more a dog person than a cat person. I've had em both and while I'd still like to have a kitty - two actually - I simply cannot afford these little furry fellahs just yet. But know that once I DO adopt two little Leopard Print Kitties (to be names Siegfried and Roy - naturally) you'll be the first to know ...

And well, have you seen the my boy? He's the freaking apple head of my eye! He likes the two things in life I love most (after Leopard Print) and that's food and sleep.

You know people always say "cats are so much easier" they just use a littler box, you don't have to walk 'em in the rain and all winter long... while this is true it's not mutually exclusive to cats... Santiago is being litter trained -and is about 90% there... (not bad when you consider he was a Puppy Mill rescue that is 1.5 years old already) He's 1.3 kilos and enjoys sleep as much as I do, there's no fur balls and far less attitude.. Still wondering?

And besides... I've secretly been modeling my life after Paris Hilton, so naturally I had to get at least one Chihuahua...


What is the most interesting thing you own in leopard print?

This one is easy. It was actually a gift from an acquaintance in Chicago. It's a Leopard print cock ring. And NO, beg all you want, I will not be modelling it on here (those pics are gonna COST!)

He was in a leathershop in Chicago and saw it on display. Without asking the price he said "Wrap it up, I know just the person who needs to have this." He Fed-Exed it to me the next day. Needless to say I was impressed when I opened the envelope. I offered to pay but he said it wasn't necessary. Besides, he said, how often can one be in a store, see a leopard print cock ring and squeal with joy, knowing that he knows just the right person to not only appreciate such an item as a gift, but that will also use it (and I have and it's my favourite)

What would be one thing about you that would surprise people that you haven't already blogged about?

Heck I'll give you a two-fer...

I don't believe in "God" or organized relegion, but when I am in a church I am humbled and awed at the all encompassing, all knowing, omnipotent feelings I receive. I think in part, it's all the energy people GIVE to their religion that remain stored in these building - like faith banks, and too, I think that there ARE higher powers that do watch-over people; not one but many.

That and, I enjoy Counted Cross-Stitch.


The time has come to pack up and leave Montréal. Sadly, the eastern provinces snapped off the country in a freak earthquake. Now where are you gonna go?

Well I'm not terribly well traveled, and since you've wiped off my home land and desired location of retirement I'll have to say it's 50/50 France (Paris more specifically) or Ireland (I've not been there yet, but I know will some day. I put it off because part of me is not sure I'd want to return home once I go there)

Fill in the blank: Misster-Kitty is most satisfied after __what__

Misster-Kitty is most satisfied after shoveling the snow after a really huge snowstorm.

Look, ok, I know I need serious therapy, but in actuality shovelling snow IS therapy for me. I Love snow. I love the stark bleakness of it. I love that fact that for a few fleeting hours everything appears pure and clean and silent. And, shovelling snow feeds the OCD in me. I love a nice wet dense snow that you can cut into with a shovel and make clean, neat lines. I love how tidy the [driveway / sidewalk / balcony] looks immediately after I am done. I feel I've accomplished something that most people on earth will never do; and I feel enlightened that I've completed something that for those who also have to shovel but dislike it, I've transcended their level of existence.

...and then I like to go inside, curl up under a blanket (preferably my new Leopard Print one) and just watch a few lazy snowflakes start to fall again, reminding me that for as great a job as I've done, it's completely temporary and soon I'll have to do it all again.

...well what do you know? I made it through without crying!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

A Christmas Meme!


Two of my favourite things combined into one!

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Wrapping paper mostly, but will occasionally gift bag.

2. Real tree or Artificial?
Artificial? Over my cold dead body! If I can’t have a real tree I want no tree at all.

3. When do you put up the tree?
Anywhere from the 8th to the 10th usually.

4. When do you take the tree down?
Epiphany (Jan 6th)

5. Do you like eggnog?
LURV IT!

6. Favorite gift received as a child?
Noah’s Ark.

7. Hardest person to buy for?
My Aunt Eileen. What do you get a 78 year old single women who’s practically blind?

8. Easiest person to buy for?
Short answer; ME! Long answer; everone except for my Aunt Eileen.

9. Do you have a nativity scene?
Two actually. One of Bears the other of Gays.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
Both.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
Michael Jackson’s Thriller.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. (Close second: A Christmas Story)

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
Usually around October.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
Yes.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
Everything.

16. Lights on the tree?
Srsly? Um YEA!

17. Favorite Christmas song?
SNOW. By Lorrena McKennett

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
I've done them both and they are equally enjoyable.

19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s?
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Ruldolph

20. Angel on the tree top or a star?
A Leopard Clad Santa.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
ONE on Christmas Eve, the rest on Christmas Day.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
Taking down the decorations after. Everything looks so dull and boring after…

23. Favorite ornament theme or color?
Bears, Leopard Print, Penguins, Snowmen, Snowflakes.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
Turkey with all the finxin’s! But if I have to be more precise it’s the stuffing I crave most.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year?
A Puppy.

26 Will you bake any cookies?
God yes! Short Breads. Gingerbread Bears, Butterscotch snaps, Sugar Cookies.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Yes Master.

Sit back, it's Meme-Time!

It's the Genie Meme.




First, the rules...
(we gays love rules)

· link back to your genie.
· tag anyone you like.
· you are allowed ONLY three wishes for each question, so at NO point may you ask for more wishes. if you do, you will be instantly disqualified and a plague of termites will descend upon your home. your hard drive porn files will be completely erased and replaced with vacation pics from the Harper / Bush / [enter your country's current political leader here] family (depending on which county you hail from), a thousand fleas will invade your armpits, a thousand crabs will invade your crotch, your toilet won't flush but will back up... you get the picture...


Here we go...

Gay Genie #1
(ain't he cute?)


Appearance?
· first and foremost, I want my foreskin back (AND in full working order, I just don't want it plunked down on the coffee table)
· I want Steve Kelso's body
· 20/20 vision



Gay Genie #2
(ok not so cute, but still... Gay)


Love life?

· A little more naughty-naughty
· Spontaneity
· OK, basically like a Colt/Titan/BushCreek "film"



Gay Genie #3
(Toooooooooootally Gay! Seriously, how many times was he in a dress AND kissing men?! and all the show tunes?! PLEASE!)


Global village?

· no more disease
· no more republicans/conservatives/communists/right-wing arseholes etc etc
· end to global warming / environmental issues


Gay Genie #4
(Gay: check. Genie: check)


Career?
· writer for some terribly witty show
· nobel peace prize
· singer and record only one CD that will eclipse all CDs before it. - duos with C.Lauper, A.Lennox, K.Bush etc etc etc


Gay Genie #5
(Shut up, you KNOW this is fucking GENIUS!)


Sex with celebrities?
(if I must)
· Robbie Williams
· Dave Navarro
· Colin Ferrall


Gay Genie #6
(Mekaleka-hi, Meka-hiney-GAY!)



Overall?
· Well off. (REALLY well off... I'm thinking something in the 50+ million range)
· International traveller
· Live to the age of 99



Gay Genie #8
(This is a 'G'-rated still from a little gay porn called "Wet Dream of Genie" Don't ask me how I know, just accept it and move on)


I tag:
· Mitz
· N@
· XUP

MY Genie: Why... Kevin (aka Shirley Heezgay) of course!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

7 Random things about me (Meme)

The Urban Pedestrian tagged me and so, being the good blogger that I am, I will continue the MEME and will also tag others...

1) I collect Teddy Bears. I have about 25 'regular' teddies and about 50 beanies, and many others for Christmas decorating (40+)

2) I quit smoking on Aug 16 2005 and am so terribly grateful that I did with the support of Didier, however, I still crave them often, almost daily, and if it were proven that smoking were not hazardous I would start back in an instant.

3) I used to have a part time job with the Anatomy Dept. of Dalhousie University, a task of which was delivering cadavers to the Anatomy Classes.

4) I believe in ghost and most things paranormal and supernatural. I'm also incredibly superstitious. I also believe in UFOs and the existence of extraterrestrial life.

5) I've watched National Lampoons Christmas Vacation over 500 times.

6) I hate mushrooms. I will however eat them in 3 specific exceptions:
-on a Pizza
- in Spaghetti Sauce
-in Hot and Sour Soup
Otherwise I will pick around them and leave them on my plate.

7) If I could be anything in the world, I'd be a vampire.

And now I tag:
N@
Ma Horton
NewsGuyBob
Milky
Maria
TickleBear
Jb
and
Everything but Poopie John