Thursday, August 14, 2008

I had a dream...

Last night I had a dream, a very messed up one...

I was at some sort of Charity Event... for what? I don't know...

Emceeing the even was Frank Sinatra

Sitting around the various tables were:

Elton John with Anne Murray sitting together (I can't even begin to imagine the conversation there).

Bill Cosby.

Barbara Eden. (I KNOW!)

Joan Collins.

Craig Ferguson. (yummy)

Butch "Eddie Munster" Patrick.

and Conan O'Brian.

These are the ones I can still remember but I know there were more...

Elton eventually got up on stage and sang Rocketman, but instead of listening to him I listened to Stewie Griffin sing the same song on my iPod.

...what's it all mean you might ask?

Damned if I know!

8 comments:

joe*to*hell said...

i think it means you have too many old people in your life

Misster Kitty said...

Gee. That's swell...

Well, I'd love to stay and chat but I hafe to go take some Geritol...

Newsguy Bob said...

Freud just called. He wants you to stop making him spin in his grave.

xup said...

The secret to figuring out your dreams is to think about how you felt during the dream -- were you happy, afraid, proud?? Try to pinpoint the feeling as much as possible and then we have to take it from there.

Mitzi said...

Now that's a star studded extravaganza! Do you take Nytol too Kitty? I also had a celebrity dream a while ago, I was stealing washable wigs from the neighbours clothes lines with Joan Collins, and we ended up squabbling over a tea-towel of all things. She slapped my face, and I stabbed her in the heart, all over a tea-towel. I woke up laughing.

Misster Kitty said...

NGB, as far as dreams go this was rather tame... I was just amused by all the cameos...

XUP, It was a happy dream. Most enjoyable... I know what this type of dream was ... it was just my subconscious entertaining me.

Mitzi, not this one, I'm not a fan of the Nytol... I prefer my Extra Strength Tylenol PM... but alas I'm out (and awaiting a deliver from the US) As for your dream, I think I could have stabbed her for less! lol

And just a friendly, helpful hint... if you want to have crazy ass kinky sex dreams, I highly recommend eating some Doritos just before bed... the Chicken Wing / Blue Cheese combo... I swear it, for me, it works EVERY TIME!

Maria said...

not sure my heart could take the crazy kinky ass sex greams your talking about. Plus, I HATE Doritos they smell like stinky feet.

Maria said...

greams = dreams