Dear Santa...

As you know, I've been a very good Kitty this year, and feel in no way awkward, asking for you a few particulars... It's not that I'm difficult to shop for, it's just that know you're a busy man, and I'm all about helping out where I can. So, here's just a couple of things I could use around the house...

A throne fit for a Queen...

A new computer...



Some fine English Porcelain...



If I think of anything else, I'll be sure to let to know.

Love you.
Mean it.

Misster-Kitty.