... here are some very good reasons why you should. (I quote these more often than I should)...
Coco: Oh, Evie, when I was at Vassar, I became... with child. And I had... a procedure.
Evie: That's your big secret?! An abortion?!
Coco: Have you had one?
Evie: Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!
Coco: What do you think about the idea of having a dog in the house?
Evie: I'm sorry, have I been staring?
Coco: I'm thinking of getting one. I mean, let's face it, at this point I'm probably never going to have kids.
Evie: Oh, Coco, it's not too late. [Coco smiles] I'm kidding! A dog sounds fun.
Coco: It sounds depressing, is what it sounds. "Do you have kids?" "No, but I have a dog." "Well it's the same thing, you crazy barren old hag."
Evie: [about Varla] Coco, she came by and she was a peach.
Coco: Were you drunk?
Evie: It was 12 noon... of course I was drunk.
Coco: Let me help you with your duffel bag.
Varla: [confused] My things are in the Cabriolet.
Coco: Oh, I'm sorry. That's just your ass.
Varla: Did you know her [Varla's mother]?
Evie: Goodness, yes! We were... we were always running into each other at auditions. She had such a bright future, too! We were all so shocked when she offed herself.
Evie: Oh, I'm sorry, passed herself away.
Varla: Well, they shipped me off to Arkansas right after, so... I have so many questions. What was she like?
Coco: Very sweet.
Evie: Uh-huh. And a big pothead!
Evie: LOVED cock!
Evie: I'm sorry, Coco is Sexaphobic.
Varla: My mother always said, "Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."
Evie: Hi, Jeff? You rammed into me today and I want seconds.
Evie: One drink? What's that?
Evie: So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy-style and your name is Barker!
Jeff: [looking at Evie's wall photographs] You knew Mary Tyler Moore?
Evie: Very well. Funny story... she has diabetes.
Evie: [pointing out houses to Coco] June Allyson! You know, they offered me that Depends commercial. Lot of money, too. Just one little problem... I don't shit my pants!
Coco: You raped me.
Dr. Benson: Yeah... I'm sorry about that.
Coco: You still shouldn't have drugged and raped me.
Dr. Benson: Really super sorry.
Laurent: My apologies for being so bold but... when I see the best, I have to have it.
Varla: Well you know, a Maserati needs much more pampering than a Toyota.
Laurent: This is not a problem if the Maserati will take its driver where he wants to go.
Varla: Maseratis don't do anal!
Stevie: Mom, no one will hire you!
Evie: Why not?! I mean, I admit my looks are starting to go.
Coco: Starting to go? Evie, your looks are home and in bed.
Stevie: I think you know.
Evie: My attitude?
Evie: My drinking?
Evie: Chronic lateness?
Evie: Never learned my lines?
Evie: The kleptomania?
Evie: I spread disease?
Evie: Then what?!
Stevie: That little thing where you ran over a family of four while drunk off your ass?
Evie: It was a family of six! I only killed four. And what kind of people have a picnic in their own back yard!
Do yourselves a favour; rent it, borrow it, download it, buy it... I can't tell you how many times I ahve watched it, but I can tellyou I'll keep on watching it, over and over and over again.