Give a Hoot (Don't Piss Off Kitty)

So tonight while waiting for the bus, I was standing behind these two rather hobbit-esque women (with THE worst perms I ever did see - but that's neither hair nor there...)

What was interesting was that they were both digging through and sorting the contents of a single purse. I found this rather odd and so I just had to watch, when all of the sudden Hobbitina #1 takes a piece of paper out of the purse and throws it on the ground, while there was a trash can not 3 feet away to her left.

Instantly I am Pissed.

I bend over, pick up the piece of paper, tap H#1 on the shoulder and say, in my SWEETEST voice, "I believe this is yours. Seems you accidentally drooped it." She looks at me, gives a skanky smile and takes the piece of paper, looks at Hobbitina #2, then back to me and says, "No I didn't assadentally drop it, I threw it away." Then proceeds to throw it back on the ground, turns back to H#2 and laughs.

I bend down, pick it back up and hand it back to her saying, a skotch less sweetly, "Hmmm that's interesting because I was certain it must have accidentally fallen because if you had meant to dispose of it, you'd have used the trash can right beside you."

She takes the paper and throws it on the ground again saying 'I don't see that it concerns you, now piss off!" H#2 giggles nervously now.

Oh no she di'ent!

I picked it back again and said, "We can keep at this all day, but if you don't want to piss ME off more, you'll put the paper in the trash. Because, I'm not about to stop." and passed it back to her.

Hobbitina #2 who seems to be the Mensa member of the two of them, looks at me, then looks at H#1 and says, "Yea, Gina, maybe you should put it in the trash..."

Hobbitina #1 crumples the paper sighs and throws the paper in the trash and says, "Whatever."

I say "No. NOT whatever. God Damn Litter Bug!"

Strangely enough the hobbit girls are silent thereafter and oddly enough elect to wait for another bus.

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I seem to be having a heavy flow week.