Monday, October 20, 2008

A warning to all dead fashionistas...

...be they in Heaven or Hell. Your days of peace and quiet in the Afterlife are over...

Mr. Blackwell has passed on and he's looking for you.



Among some of his best zingers are:

Madonna: "The Bare-Bottomed Bore of Babylon."

Barbra Streisand: "She looks like a masculine Bride of Frankenstein."
(My FAV)

Meryl Streep: "She looks like a gypsy abandoned by a caravan."

Patti Davis: "Packs all the glamour of an old, worn-out sneaker."

Ann Margret: "A Hells Angel escapee who invaded the Ziegfeld Follies on a rainy night."

Camilla Parker-Bowles: "The Duchess of Dowdy."

Bjork: "She dances in the dark - and dresses there, too."

Britney Spears: "Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill."


RIP

2 comments:

xup said...

Jesus better lose that beard and glam up that old robe and sandles look a bit

Newsguy Bob said...

Dead or alive, Blackwell is a pissy bitch!