Monday, February 2, 2009

Is it just me?

So, on the news this past weekend there was a piece out of the States where a baby was born with SIX fingers on each hand, SIX toes on each foot and they also happened to casually mention that he weighed SIX pounds...


I can't help but feel this was a none to subtle announcement that Satan's Minions should ready themselves to take arms to overthrow the Earth, cleverly disguised as an interesting by light human interest item on an otherwise uneventful Sunday...

Well you don't have to smack me upside the head with a goats head... I can read between the lines...

I'M GOING TO NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST...

4 comments:

Shirley!..or is it Kevin? said...

That's only 5 sixes. Now, if there were a sixth one, I'm going to help you build the Zombie Shelter.

I say "Absorbed Twin."

wv: place
as in:

um...place.

Misster Kitty said...

Ah you see, but this is my point... it was a subtle call to arms... on the news presentation they didn't say "...twelve fingers and twelve toes and weighs six pounds..." rather, "... six fingers on each hand, six toes on each foot and weighs six pounds..."

They are in the midst of raising a dark one's army, you think they any to just come out and say "OK Gang, Satan says it's time to raise a little hell. Lets all meet at the corner of Destruction blvd and Oblivion Lane, noonish." NO! This has been in the planning for years. They're simply awaiting a sign, cleverly disguised as a report on the news with the word 'Six' used three times in quick succession. You can't be screaming from the mountain tops that you're about to destroy the world, you want to sorta surprise everyone...

...a Zombie shelter is an interesting idea... but I think I'm just gonna see how this plays out... I booked a room years ago in Hell so I figure I'm like Switzerland here... Just gonna lay low til it all blows over and then go from there...

Leonard said...

You booked a room? Shit, I have a suite, come over...we'll have tea.
;) peace

Misster Kitty said...

Did I say room, I suppose I just didn't want to seem snobish... We've got penthouse apts. A lovely view overlooking the brimestone lake, hot and hotter running water, daily 'acupuncture' therapy and every evening we'll dine with Wallace and Edward whilst serenaded by Liberace, then have nightcaps at Oscars.